The 'Little/Stupid Things That Irritate You' Thread
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SilentRealm
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rockyracoon
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No way! My aunt helped to get a few products on The Home Shopping Network and has made a lot of extra cash. There are actually people who spend large portions of their lives in front of the TV ordering stupid shit that they don't need. More power to them because if my aunt makes it big with that 'one' product, those assholes will be paying my tuition!
Kenneth R.
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26. Vegans and vegetarians who are thus not becaues of health concern but because "it's bad for the animals."
schenkadere
Obey my dog!
Internet pussies hiding behind their anonymity, picking fights and touting their superior intellect...when in fact it's a case of too much time on your hands and having a comfy place in Mommy's basement.
Living in the Tri-State area.
Baseball salaries.
Building of the new Yankee Stadium.
Starbucks, Chili's, Applebee's....all dead to me.
Overuse of the word "Epic"
Fanboy-ism
Old, crusty dudes at metal shows who never grew up!
Guitarists whose skill base is sweep picking.
Guitarists who describe themselves as shredders.
Anyone named Kenneth R. ( see first entry on list )
Guitarists who show off their guitars, amps, pedals and all of the over-priced, trendy equipment they have purchased, as well as their knowledge of harmony and technique, yet can't post a 30 second clip of themselves playing.
Living in the Tri-State area.
Baseball salaries.
Building of the new Yankee Stadium.
Starbucks, Chili's, Applebee's....all dead to me.
Overuse of the word "Epic"
Fanboy-ism
Old, crusty dudes at metal shows who never grew up!
Guitarists whose skill base is sweep picking.
Guitarists who describe themselves as shredders.
Anyone named Kenneth R. ( see first entry on list )
Guitarists who show off their guitars, amps, pedals and all of the over-priced, trendy equipment they have purchased, as well as their knowledge of harmony and technique, yet can't post a 30 second clip of themselves playing.
- People who ruin other peoples threads.
Hint: It's not too late to remove 1 and 11 before this erupts into a shit storm.
Hint: It's not too late to remove 1 and 11 before this erupts into a shit storm.
schenkadere
Obey my dog!
schenkadere
Obey my dog!
Pleeeeeeeeeeeease.
If the douche fits...cleanse thyself...that goes for everyone.
Don't start a thread such as this is some ribbing can't be tolerated.
rockyracoon
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Can I mention fat/obese people again? There's this 300 lb tub of goo that lives down the street from me who owns a pizza place. Man, it's like a dealer getting high on his own stash. Sometimes I imagine how much extra space there would be in this world if they all collectively lost 20 lbs.
Kenneth R.
Cináed
Maybe he felt several of mine were directed at him. No personal offense, everything I wrote was generalizing. For example, I don't hate -all- romantic comedies. High Fidelity was the shit. Generally speaking however, it's a rule. If anyone's offended by willful ignorance or my other dislikes, I'm worried that they might identify and have cause to take offense. Otherwise, aren't we in the same boat? Eh, whatev.
Find me some statistics and stuff like the average area of their stomach before and after 20lbs net loss etc etc and I will give it a go. That actually sounds like an interesting calculus problem!
rockyracoon
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Find me some statistics and stuff like the average area of their stomach before and after 20lbs net loss etc etc and I will give it a go. That actually sounds like an interesting calculus problem!
But losing 20 lbs likely would not all come from the stomach. Either way, I'd love to know even a rough estimate as to how much extra space fat people occupy.
This is the "things that annoy you" thread, not the "pick fights on the internet thread." There have been threads like this in the past made with the intent to provide a small place to vent, not a place to talk shit about people whom you have some ridiculous grudge against. You're the first person to flame a forum member after two pages of civility and I predict if you keep it up this thread will get locked. What's your beef anyway? Chill out.
I have to restate this. I get irritated by people picking up fight on the Internet.
I also get irritated if I don't win the lottery jackpot this week.
Phanto
Alalalalalalalala.
You know, that is very, very, very ironic.
I'm sorry, I mean ironic of epic proportions. Like the new epic Yankee stadium. Have you seen that? Epic wow. Which is basically as epic as when me and my gramps went to see Malmsteen (I'm a big fan of his) and let me tell you that guy can shred. It seems my gramps will never get too old for metal shows huh? Haha! But not really as epic awesome (I'm a big fanboy) of my brother when he showed me his 16 epic guitars. He's only been playing for two epic weeks! Not quite as epic awesome as when I was in New York though. Damn I'd like to live there or somewhere around the epic tri-state area. Maybe I could move there if I had one of those epic baseball salaries. Man those guys really deserve that epic money, they're so epic. I hope they'll increase their salary. Fuck I could kill for some epic Starbuck's coffee right now.
Kenneth R.
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Oh, I got another one. People who mark things as shipped on ebay, and 2 weeks later send you a message "sorry my car died, I broke my leg, and I'm an alcoholic. I haven't sent it yet!"
schenkadere
Obey my dog!
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