The Official "Stupid Things That Laura Says" Thread

[Lies and Perfidy]

it's a philanthropist-y thing...

ahahahahahahhaha

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

ahahahahahahhaha

you heard that totally out of context and are still highly amused. it makes me giggle.

 

[Malergion]

I hear creationists don't like philanthropists.

 

[azal]

 

[ms. anthrope]

i haven't had the pleasure to hear something... yet... ???

 

[Will Bozarth]

ms. ninjathrope

 

[lad]

I was watching Desperado, and I forgot Danny Trejo's name... so I ask her "What was the name of the guy that was Machete in Grindhouse?"

She says

"Robert Trujillo"

I chuckled.

I hear creationists don't like philanthropists.

Goddamn Creationists never fail at hassling me ad infinitum when walking the city streets. Ye'd think they'd take a hint after a while.

 

[Malergion]

Wear a shirt that says "GOD" in large letters on the front.

edit: to clarify--
They'll be so confused, they won't know whether to harass you or give you a thumbs up, hence, they'll leave you alone!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

*after Will tells me that Bobcat Goldthwait's screaming voice isn't his real voice*
Well, what's his normal voice like? Is it normal?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

*said today, September 15th, while we were watching a movie*
Will: Is it snowing?
Laura: Outside or in the movie?

 

[Malergion]

So, are you actually stupid, or do you say stupid things because your massive intellect causes you to vent them like steam?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

at the risk of sounding really pretentious, i'd say it's the latter. i'm guessing since i talk to will so much, i don't have that filter on in my brain that deliberates what i'm going to say and how it's going to sound to who's hearing it, etc, so my commen sense really isn't turned on and amusing things just tend to happen.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Will: Are you tired?
Laura: I don't know!

*bonus stupid thing Will said. well, stupid ... or brilliant!
Will: Not knowing if you're hungry is understandable. There are different levels of being hungry. But if someone offers you sleep...

 

[Will Bozarth]

Think about it...

Person 1: Want some food?
Person 2: Eh... Not really, maybe later.

or

Person 1: Why don't ya go lay down and take a nap before dinner?
Person 2: Great idea!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

shut up, you still fail.

 

[Will Bozarth]

your balls smell of faggot breath

 

[Jeff-Loomis-fan]

haha did laura say that

 

[Will Bozarth]

no

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

LOL

 

[Dead_Lioness]

you two are so cute


Laura, regarding your answer about not really being stupid,
well first of all: of course you're not!
second, Isn't it also because you think too much too fast and sometimes an answer comes out from a thought that had already passed your mind?
I know it happens to me sometimes... I hope I could explain it right...