The Official "Stupid Things That Laura Says" Thread

[Will Bozarth]

Since I am starting it almost a year into our relationship, there are alot of missing things that will go unposted. From here on out, everything that is completely RETARDED that leaves her face, I will post in here.

Starting with...

I was watching Desperado, and I forgot Danny Trejo's name... so I ask her "What was the name of the guy that was Machete in Grindhouse?"

She says

"Robert Trujillo"

 

[Will Bozarth]

W "Are you an Alex Vincent MySpace friend?"

L "Am I?"

W "I ASKED YOU FIRST!"

 

[Anvil]

Watch it Will. This could turn ugly.

 

[Will Bozarth]

she told me to start the thread. your input means nothing here.

 

[Kellan]

www.thingsmygirlfriendandihavearguedabout.com

if "girlfriend" was replaced with "sister", I could've wrote this site

 

[Necromunchkin]

www.thingsmygirlfriendandihavearguedabout.com

if "girlfriend" was replaced with "sister", I could've wrote this site

....




hehehheh

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

She said she liked Otep.

 

[Lunar Still]

I eat two-fingered Kit-Kats like I'd eat any other chocolate bars of that size, i.e., without feeling the need to snap them into two individual fingers first. Margret accused me of doing this, 'deliberately to annoy her'.

 

[MetalSteph]

And the #1 dumb thing Laura ever said is........ "Yes Will, I will date you."

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

And the #1 dumb thing Laura ever said is........ "Yes Will, I will date you."

If I didn't just jerk my stubby off I'd do it to your meanness.

 

[Anvil]

she told me to start the thread. your input means nothing here.

Who said anything about MY input. I just meant since you're dating her, you probably don't want to embarrass her too much.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

So dating is synonymous with fucking now?

 

[Will @ work]

Who said anything about MY input. I just meant since you're dating her, you probably don't want to embarrass her too much.

She's already dating me, so isn't that enough embarassment?

 

[Anvil]

She's already dating me, so isn't that enough embarassment?

Ouch. I didn't say it.

 

[Dead Winter]

www.thingsmygirlfriendandihavearguedabout.com

if "girlfriend" was replaced with "sister", I could've wrote this site

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, scroll over Margaret's picture with the mouse.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

i just figured that my brilliant stupidity should be documented for future generations.

 

[Dead Winter]

Still doesn't top one famous day in high school I remember...

We were studying austrolapithecines, and everyone knows the first one found was dubbed "Lucy".

Enter idiot blonde of the class: "How'd they know her name was Lucy?"

True story.

 

[Will Bozarth]

WHAT THE FUCK IS "austrolapithecines"?!!?!?!?!?!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

WHAT THE FUCK IS "austrolapithecines"?!!?!?!?!?!

it's a philanthropist-y thing...

 

[Dead Winter]

If I remember correctly, I believe it was the very first human-like form of man.

Of course, I was in the 9th grade in 1992-3, so I could be wrong. 'Twas a long time ago.