Grant, my suggestion is to go buy a castle, punch a woman in the face whilst wearing a bear suit, then be in a lot of bad movies.
list of awesome things in no order (probably forgetting a lot):
-"Guess I'll just chill with Schmidt and Guy in front during Fang so I can be front for Chasm......what the fuck this is great"
-DEATH FEAST DEALS @ sandwich shop (sadly didn't take advantage of though)
-as Nick said, The Quest of [Pizza] Absurdity was definitely ridiculous. We got to a place called Pizza Gallery that Grant managed to learn about the existence of...as we approached, it said "OPEN" but there were 2 locks on it and it looked like a jail.
We ended up at a Sbarro in the harbor, inside a mall. Very metal.
-"GRAAAAANDMAAAAAAAAAAAA!", "sup fuckers", etc. Sunday night chilling with the Peoria crew
-breaking down 5 minutes into our trip because Dan decided to accelerate well over 100 MPH right onto an on-ramp using his retarded turbo overdrive thing, which blew a coupling
-being really late and having everyone make fun of us
-having to leave the room Friday night because of Kevin Y.'s drunkness + talkativeness...this equaled inability to sleep at all
-Kevin Y. eventually growing on me because we drove him home and blasted Short Bus Pile Up and he loved it
-3 AM BEHERIT RITUAL. AVE SATAN, AVE LUCIFER.
-waking up Saturday morning and thinking "where the fuck am I?"
-"fucking [insert random currently shitty/broken/ridiculous thing here], how do they/does it work?"
-"fuckin Portal"; basically the theory that because Portal was in Baltimore, things were all fucked up, including the directions of the elevators in the hotel (we hit the 'down' button, got into the elevator that arrived, hit 12 and it went up to 17 from 16
).
-completely saying fuck Pestilence and eating McDonalds instead
-the best fucking iced latte I've ever had at that Dunkin Donuts near the hotel <3
-free Natty Boh courtesy of Kevin Y.
