The "live from MDF" thread

[Zephyrus]

God those pics of me are horrible.

HIGHLIGHTS
-Schooling Kevin Y. on medieval history, and correcting his placement of the Mason Dixon Line. And thanks for the free German pilsener, dude.
-Buying lots of Pilsener Urquell in honor of Onder
-Standing around with Chris and some of the Peoria crew to get photos taken with Van Drunen, and me using the Heineken in my hand to score points with members of Asphyx
-The lead man of Melechesh crowd surfing over me during Pentagram
-The fat dude getting the shit beat out of him by the bouncers during Pentagram
-The douchebag getting the shit beat out of him by Watain when he got up on the stage and danced
-LUNCHQUEST with Grant and Nick, through the blazing wastelands of Baltimore, a futile endeavor to find Maryland crab. Foiled again!
-Jeff Becerra delivering an awesome vocal performance for Possessed, while sitting in a wheelchair.
-Van Drunen introducing the song "Bloodswamp" by calling it "a song about women on their period."
-Drunk moshing to Magrudergrind
-Isaac's Gustav Dore/SMRC tattoo

and so much more...

Sorry man, didn't mean to do that at all, was trying to move my phone from one pocket to the other

I wasn't being serious.

Pentagram

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

YER LAWST, IM FREH

 

[Mort Divine]

Honestly you did look like that a lot

I think picture just summed everything up with me

I wasn't being serious.

I kinda figured from the little tousling of my hair you did after

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

that pic rules.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Alright, time for my highlights and how I got AIDS at MDF.

Highlights:
-Spending quality time with Jeremy and Nick.
-Sleeping with Kevin/Eligos while both of us were practically naked
-Fucking bitches (Including Kelly and her boyfriend) during Watain
-Having blood on my face after Gorguts and not even realizing it (Also, my jacket had big spots of blood on it as well)
-Randomly seeing Chris standing next to a drunk girl who was watching Possessed. She was going insane and only wearing jeans and a bra. Pretty sexy if you ask me.
-Burning my finger on Chris's cigarette while shaking hands with the great Matt/Dodens Grav
-Watching Jordan slide on the floor like a slug and losing my shit with Chris and Grant on Thursday night.
-Having lunch with Jeremy and Nick Friday afternoon at Subway.
-Saying "I love Finnish death metal" while listening to the likes of Demilich and Slugathor in the room.
-Hearing Dan say "You were one before? I'm sorry for you." after telling the joke that I lost my virginity during Watain.
-Hearing Jordan and Vince laughing their asses off to crickets churping Thursday night.
-Walking around randomly Sunday night trying to find Ross Dolan/Jeff Tandy/Anyone to talk to about cool shit.
-Grant antics
-McDonalds with Matt, Nigga, Andy, and Chris.

How I got AIDS
-Sleeping with Kevin/Eligos.

 

[Mort Divine]

that pic rules.

btw, i never placed faces to names / usernames for absolutely everyone so who was the guy right behind you?

he ended up talking to me about how portal blew away all these racist rituals he's been to where he lives and that they don't seem racist but when you think about it they really are

:zombie:

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I'm the dude in the patch jacket standing next to the dude with the Root shirt.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

David, the black guy? I have no idea.

 

[Mort Divine]

No, the white dude with the glasses

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

That's Eligos.

 

[Mort Divine]

Oh okay, all the connections I've needed to make have been made!

 

[damnromulans]

I don't believe Andy is 5'6. He must be my height or so to appear so small in that picture.

 

[Addo_Of_Nex]

He isn't that small at all. Return to the Pit has some sort of futuristic technology that takes the most horrific and unflattering photos possible.

 

[Mort Divine]

I'm 5'9" and am maybe only like 4-5 inches taller than him

 

[damnromulans]

If you're 4-5 inches taller than him at 5'9 then I was totally right!

 

[Mort Divine]

He has nothing as far as the shortness goes compared to this one fucking Asian chick who maybe came up to my shoulder if that

 

[damnromulans]

Maybe she had no shins like Cotton Hill. I wonder if she was my friend Noelle. Did she have glasses and a kind of krieg looking bald white boyfriend?

 

[Mort Divine]

Nope, no glasses and I never noticed her with any guys

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Speaking of sexy babes at MDF, anyone else catch that girl with the dirt-stained Burzum shirt? She wore it all 3 days and had a nose ring. It appeared as if she didn't shower all week. Sexy.

 

[Mort Divine]

The one who was tearing it up in the pit each set? Haha, god that girl was just so horrifying.