The love/hate thread.

[Krigloch the Furious]

yeah!

 

[skeptik]

You should kill him.

 

[Valerie]

I hate Dave. So without further Ado, I present:

Anatomy of A Dave Post:

I think you meant anecdote.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

I think you meant anecdote.

I meant what I said!

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

I love Mike Rowe and Dirty Jobs

 

[Xorv]

I meant what I said!

so treatments are distant?! HJAHAH!!! poor africans.

I love black ppl

 

[cookiecutter]

No you don't, since that was only a few days ago.

I guess I didn't see those photos

It's good to be back though

 

[Xorv]

Welcome Back!





who r u?

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

god I am fucking exhausted, fucking work. I bust my ass today and douchebags don't want to buy anything that's going to give me a lot of commission

fuck

 

[skeptik]

god I am fucking exhausted, fucking work. I bust my ass today and douchebags don't want to buy anything that's going to give me a lot of commission

fuck

This is a very Jewish attitude.

Are you sure you are not of Hebrew descent?

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

I'm not a dirty jew I promise!

 

[Dazed and Brutal]

Dave, you seem like you pull plenty of expert jewneuvers with the customers.

 

[skeptik]

My mother works for an eye doctor, and he's...not a fan of the Jews. Whenever he talks about them, he refers to them as "the Hebes" and makes a gesture suggesting a rather unorthodoxly large nose. It's quite entertaining.

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

Fucking Children of Abraham always controlling the media and shit.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

Dave, you seem like you pull plenty of expert jewneuvers with the customers.

I do, there are so many tricks you can do to fool the idiots (IE customers)

the commission is very inconsistent though, the other day I made 16 bucks commission in 5 hours working at another GNC where I did NOTHING all day, today at GNC near my house I bust my ass for nearly 7 hours and make about 12.

 

[Dazed and Brutal]

My mother works for an eye doctor, and he's...not a fan of the Jews. Whenever he talks about them, he refers to them as "the Hebes" and makes a gesture suggesting a rather unorthodoxly large nose. It's quite entertaining.

My friends do pretty much the samething, especially the good old self-loathing jew friends I have.

 

[~Derek~]

^ I don't think I've ever met a Jew yet. I met someone at college who is going to convert to Orthodox Judaism but was raised Christian.

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

^ I don't think I've ever met a Jew yet. I met someone at college who is going to convert to Orthodox Judaism but was raised Christian.

Do you live in a commune or something? How do you just avoid Jews for your entire life?

 

[~Derek~]

^ Because I live in rural Tenesee, there's no synagogues here, I wasn't joking when I said it's probably 99 % Christian, basically all you meet here are the rarities(Pagans, Atheists, Agnostics) and I can count on both hands the number of them I've met and people who are Christian in some form.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

I love that I have been addicted to burzum lately.