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To big titties.
I think im in the minority here. I don't really like "big" titties.
To perky, non sagging, large B, small C tits
V.V.V.V.V.
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I love that I am going to be dishwashing all weekened. I was just thinking the people in the restaurant are probably ten times more fun and down to earth than any of you self righeous pricks. I am little less pissed off right now and think I am ready to look at peoples left overs. Maybe I will meet a girl and she will play with my penis eventually.
My entire pessimistic view is started to vanish. Maybe someone will have some good drugs or buy me a 12 pack!. I'm so fucking happy right.
My entire pessimistic view is started to vanish. Maybe someone will have some good drugs or buy me a 12 pack!. I'm so fucking happy right.
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Waitresses do not talk to dishwashers. Sorry to dissapoint you. Oh, and unless it's some sort of fancy place (not Howard Johnsons), most- if not all- of the cooks, bussers and other dishwashers (the people who will talk to you) will be either immigrants (Mexicans, mostly), ex-cons or just plain dipshits.
Actually, I think you'll fit in just fine.
There will have to be some dumb slut working there that I could hit that is not smart enough to get a better job. You never know!. This town has tons of dumb redneck girls that are pretty hot and actually not smarter than me. I live in lake placid NY, trust me people here are wicked dumb.
If I talk about guitar just maybe she'll will think i'm HAWT and intellectual. maybe the guitar thing might be a good idea. I am going to think about this. I have heard redneck girls like acoustic guitars!
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There will have to be some dumb slut working there that I could hit that is not smart enough to get a better job. You never know!. This town has tons of dumb redneck girls that are pretty hot and actually not smarter than me. I live in lake placid NY, trust me people here are wicked dumb.
If I talk about guitar just maybe she'll will think i'm HAWT and intellectual. maybe the guitar thing might be a good idea. I am going to think about this. I have heard redneck girls like acoustic guitars!
The idea that someone could think that you are intellectual has just caused me to have a cerebral aneurysm. Thanks, douche.
I have a feeling if I can get someone over 21 to get me a 12 pack and score some vicodin will have a fucking blast.
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Sorry to be old grandpa asshole, but mixing meds and beer is fucking seriously retarded.
Greys - get a fucking grip, kid. Want a better life ? Go back to school and pay attention. They don't dish out good jobs to dipshits - you need qualifications, and dish washing and guitar playing don't count.
Greys - get a fucking grip, kid. Want a better life ? Go back to school and pay attention. They don't dish out good jobs to dipshits - you need qualifications, and dish washing and guitar playing don't count.
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