the love thread

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ThisIsACoolName said:
When did Amarantus starting posting there?
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that thread is genius!

My dad wantd me to go to europe with him on business, first class n sh1t, couldnt fit this frame in no economy seat neway. told the crew to handle sh1t until im back, pussies in this town musta thought it was christmas with me not there.

Chilled the **** out on the flight there, landed and told my dad id see him in 2 weeks. He was like "wtf" and i told him to wipe that look of his face, took his wallet, 2 platinum cards n shit, then i was outa there.

pussy eurof@gs couldnt get enough of my strng assed self as i strutted down some rue, sat my self down at a bar and ordered some strong beer, no bud light sh1t here son, and a couple o jacks to wash it down. Getting a nice buzz when some girl comes up and starst talking some language. i give her the universal look of stfu and shes all over my sh1t. I see her pussy boyfriend in the corner, he knows id put him down if he tried sh1t so he sneaks out like a b1tch.

im enjoying the view of this frnehc 10 grinded on my lap giggling n sh1t, some crazy assed look in her eyes, i order another couple of beers and tell the barman to leave 2 bottles of jack on the side. Im chillin when i hear some german f@g talkingacross the bar, im like "wait here", roll up my sleevs to my 18's and get up to go over. This guy sees me coming over and he knew he was in trouble. Before he had a chance to speak i smashed a beer bottle in his facethen slammed him into the bar top. KO,. "Polska power bitch, cant inavde this son"

Me n the french 10 leave, shes all hot n sh1t seeing me wreck someone upside the head. Im like " time for you to get the Pole"
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another brilliant thread http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=2069491

Ever since my security company started running the doors in this town ive been depositing some serious sh1t into my bank account, the kinda money your b1tch assed dad makes in a year im shoving in the safe box twice a day. now the fbi is all over me, wanna know where the **** i got the cash from.

starst out im working out this morning, up at 5am for a serious hard ass workout , the 10 i picked up last night is keeping the bed warm but i aint got time for that, gotta get jacked. Got the whole strongman set up., some 20ft stone pillars for lifting n sh1t, must weigh a coupe tons, 500lb rocks, couple of cars racked up to a bar for some vein bustin deadlifting, the kinda sh1t that builds giants like me.

Was curling some serious sh1t, biceps burning like a corpse when i heard a bang down stairs. turns out it was a raid by the ****ing fbi. Couple of guys burst in the room, i bust one upside the head with a 100lb dumbell, i threw the other guy out the damn window, heard him hit the ground like a sack o sh1t.


Room fills up with pussies in bodyarmour, im throwing 50lbs plates, knocking guys out all over the place, bodyarmour aint sh1t to a 50lb plate thrown by a couple of 18's. Musta been 50 guys in the room, gettinhit by batons, tazers n sh1t, got a half a gallon of pepper spray in my eyes, still crackin skulls. Eventually hese b1tches jump me and cuff me up, had to use 3 pairs of cuffs to keep my strong assed arms under control othrwise id have torn sh1t up.

Took me in and tried to gril me for 4 hrs , didnt even crack a bead of sweat, i should be working for Polish secret service, cant get sh1t outta me, im sat with a grin the whole time knowin my dads lawyer is on his way. For $1000/hr you know im getting the **** outta there within 5 minutes.

Now im here suppin some fine ass scotch knowing those fbi b1tches must be slitting their damn throats, so close to putting the ****ing kig of this town behind bars but couldnt finish the job.
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amarantus is that you over there?
 
Evil? said:
They should fight to the death. The peni that is.
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I swear to god I had this conversation. SatansToeNail even sigged it. I told some kid I'd cockjaust him to see who had the better cock. That's Deja Fuckin Vu for ya.

Edit: Dave dude those guys are the guys that grow up to become... my mailman. Wear those tight shorts that hug their nuts and daydream about some lonely housewife who will invite them in. Truth of the matter is, they could do it all they want without a condom and never get caught, cuz all the fuckin roids have destroyed their swimmers, but nobody wants to fuck a walking hardon anyways, because no girl wants to hear that their boyfriend has better tits than they do.
 
IcedMaidenAllica said:
I swear to god I had this conversation. SatansToeNail even sigged it. I told some kid I'd cockjaust him to see who had the better cock. That's Deja Fuckin Vu for ya.

Edit: Dave dude those guys are the guys that grow up to become... my mailman. Wear those tight shorts that hug their nuts and daydream about some lonely housewife who will invite them in. Truth of the matter is, they could do it all they want without a condom and never get caught, cuz all the fuckin roids have destroyed their swimmers, but nobody wants to fuck a walking hardon anyways, because no girl wants to hear that their boyfriend has better tits than they do.
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hahah, mailmen get paid good though :erk:
 
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