The Most Metal Thing Ever

[Krigloch the Furious]

Get him something black. Blacker than the blackest black times infinity. So black, that it can't be none more black.

I love you!

 

[CF87]

 

[Söy]

a railroad spike

 

[Blue_Jay]

A viking's hat.

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

Just be a smartass and get him a big chunk of steel

 

[ALK]

The original print of Burzums Aske? with the lighter? I acctually know of a store that has that in stock....

 

[cookiecutter]

I think we should go back to calling it co-habitation. Marriage is a religious practice, sanctified as one of the seven holy sacraments of Catholicism.

It is also a state thing that has nothing to do with holy sacraments.

 

[Zephyrus]

That's right. Separation of church and state.

 

[TylerTheNuke]

Blood of a virgin, someone's semen, something black mixed with liquified bone, and a bunch of black sharpened steel vikingish paintbrushes. Voila! A homemade corpsepaint kit. Don't forget the leather pants. Take his size and go down 2, or 4, make that 4 sizes.

 

[Ender Rises]

With a sword and ax as well.

 

[Grazydine]

Ya'll are all wrong get him HOOKERS...HOOKERS.....HOOKERS.....A hot tub and lots of whiskey to go around.

 

[Grazydine]

What the fucks this a nut smasher ?????? Now that's metal

 

[CF87]

ha

it crushes the head... until you are dead.

 

[~Neurotica]

Inquisition.

 

[CF87]

I was going to post a picture of the rack and could not find a good one.

 

[Zephyrus]

Inquisition.

 

[~Neurotica]

Heh...

I can't find a decent picture of a spanboot.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Blood of a virgin, someone's semen, something black mixed with liquified bone, and a bunch of black sharpened steel vikingish paintbrushes. Voila! A homemade corpsepaint kit. Don't forget the leather pants. Take his size and go down 2, or 4, make that 4 sizes.