The Official Good Television Thread

[Slammed]

To be fair he hasn't fixed his tv yet, he's just brought an aerial cable, he's probably going to have to pay someone to connect the tv to the wall.

 

[CiG]

Hopefully he can hold out from stripping the cable and selling the copper to work it all out.

 

[jimmy101]

Put his Powerade bong down long enough to fix his TV, what an absolute throwback.

Wow, Powerade bongs. Now that's a throwback. Thankfully I have graduated beyond that at this stage of my life. Went to see my girl a few days ago & her & her friend were ripping cones out of a home-made bong made from an old plastic Saxa salt bottle. I ripped one & it was just about the worst hit I've ever had, could taste salt on my tongue for a good while afterwards.

 

[jimmy101]

To be fair he hasn't fixed his tv yet, he's just brought an aerial cable, he's probably going to have to pay someone to connect the tv to the wall.

I fully advocate throwing money at your problems until they disappear.

 

[Slammed]

I fully advocate throwing money at your problems until they disappear.

I've always wanted to be someone's problem

 

[CiG]

Wow, Powerade bongs. Now that's a throwback. Thankfully I have graduated beyond that at this stage of my life. Went to see my girl a few days ago & her & her friend were ripping cones out of a home-made bong made from an old plastic Saxa salt bottle. I ripped one & it was just about the worst hit I've ever had, could taste salt on my tongue for a good while afterwards.

That's the black chick? Jeepers what's next, got the munchies let's make some Haitian mud cookies?

 

[jimmy101]

I've always wanted to be someone's problem

Maybe now is the best time to finally post a picture of yourself. Post your most alluring picture for advertising purposes.

 

[Slammed]

When you're this damn good there is no need for advertising!

 

[jimmy101]

That's the black chick? Jeepers what's next, got the munchies let's make some Haitian mud cookies?

Yeah, that's her.

Actually, eating mud isn't as silly as it sounds. Was watching a doco about Sudanese refugees with her recently & they often ate mud in the absence of actual food. Highly recommend this doco btw.

 

[jimmy101]

When you're this damn good there is no need for advertising!

Doesn't surprise me to hear your slut abilities are top notch.

 

[Slammed]

Practice leads to perfection.

 

[jimmy101]

Then why is Blurry still such a drongo?

 

[Slammed]

He's the perfect drongo

 

[CiG]

Yeah, that's her.

Actually, eating mud isn't as silly as it sounds. Was watching a doco about Sudanese refugees with her recently & they often ate mud in the absence of actual food. Highly recommend this doco btw.

Pass haha. There's a reason you need to eat it for years and years on end before getting sick from it isn't insufferable. Knowing you Melbournite fags dirt biscuits will probably become all the rage and sell for $6 a pop in all the cafes. #Diversity #CulturalEnrichment

 

[jimmy101]

Would probably have more flavour to it than avocado, if anything.

 

[CiG]

You cunts will probably put avocado on those shits anyway.

 

[jimmy101]

Will probably cost upwards of $20 as well.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

so will have a functioning television in my house for the first time in several years

does this mean you'll be spending way less time posting here??

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

if i trade a TV for a pair of shoes
i'm gonna trade a cheap TV for an expensive pair of shoes that i will then trade for a TV even better than the one i started with
i live in Dallas Texas
the only city i know of where it would actually be weirdly super easy to do this

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

Actually purchased an aerial cord today so will have a functioning television in my house for the first time in several years.