the REAL new Opeth album art and tracklist!

[cthulufhtagn]

ah that's a pretty sweet cover, i eagerly anticipate this forthcoming release

 

[NAD]

i did the artwork.

Really? Well then I don't like it anymore.

 

[dorian gray]

uhhh, actually chthulu did most of it. yeah, that's it.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

yeah i did, i'm actually travis smith

 

[JayKeeley]

yeah i did, i'm actually travis smith

Good job on the latest Nevermore cover, Travis.

 

[MFJ]

Good job on the latest Nevermore cover, Travis.

Actually, it's fucking terrible- I'm going to have to prison shiv you, Travis... sorry.

 

[JayKeeley]

I was being sarcastic. I do like that "Dance of Death" cover though. No, not really.

 

[MFJ]

Eh I know your intentions, but I will definitely snag any opportunity to talk about how shitty that album cover is...

 

[DE]

If the album is as good as the cover then I'll be happy but it won't be so I'm setting myself up for a shit album thus avoiding disappointment ok

 

[JayKeeley]

What's so good about the cover for everyone? It's just a bunch of fucking candles! All that's missing is the birthday cake.

 

[KILL TULLY]

It's just a bunch of fucking candles!

My thoughts exacly.

It needs more skulls and beer and axes.

 

[JayKeeley]

The best Opeth cover art to date is "Blackwater Park".

MAYH cover <-

 

[Crimson Velvet]

The best Opeth cover art to date is "Morningrise".

Orchid cover <-

I fixed it for you.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

dude the orchid cover rocks. what metal band has the balls to have the cover of their first album a flower? anyone can put a pile of skulls and a shirtless viking guy with an axe, opeth can pull off a flower.

 

[NAD]

Orchids are so fucking metal they don't even have a number on the periodic table, science has not yet discovered their übermetalness.

 

[anonymousnick2001]

 

[KILL TULLY]

dude the orchid cover rocks. what metal band has the balls to have the cover of their first album a flower? anyone can put a pile of skulls and a shirtless viking guy with an axe, opeth can pull off a flower.

quoted for negative amillion percent truth

 

[E-bortion]

dude the orchid cover rocks. what metal band has the balls to have the cover of their first album a flower? anyone can put a pile of skulls and a shirtless viking guy with an axe, opeth can pull off a flower.

They could buttfuck on stage and no one would question it. It's just fitting.

 

[E-bortion]

Oh, and Soilwork had butterflies... then again, Soilwork isn't the manliest band either. Ugh.

 

[Demilich]

People who would balk at a metal album with a flower on the cover are fucking morons anyways, Opeth made the right move getting rid of these people as fans right from the beginning, whether they meant to or not!