The return of the "How are you today?" thread

[TheKid]

Actually, cut my hair. And the word "bangs" freaks me out too

AND WHEN DID THIS "s" GUY COME ALONG WTF?!

Leave while you still can!

 

[Undefined]

Seems all the kids who sucks eachother's dicks on MSN are the same posters here that are annoying as fuck. I'm sorry I told a 37 year old man his mother should have aborted him, I didn't know it was going to offend your delicate sensibilities. And in fact, I didn't say she should have had one, I said she regretted not having one, and in turn gave him inadequate health care when he was pissing out his ass so he would die of dehydration.

 

[s]

Bla bla bla boring bla

Don't you think you're faggot?

Fixed!



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[Macharius]

Joe is definitely the funniest person I've never met/sucked off.

 

[s]

Joe is definitely the funniest person I've never met/sucked off.

Which leaves us wondering, who's the funniest person you've sucked off?

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[CliffBurton]

>Hassle people about commas and sentence structure
>Diarrhoea's

I laughed so hard it hurt my jaw incredibly :/

School kids niveau, I see. I was just saying that telling someone his/her mother should have aborted him/her is a bit over the top just because some "serious business" happened on the internet..

Well that would be the point. You seem to think everything is serious business, you're a pretty big fag that way, and you get pissy really easy...but all this can be discussed at a later time.

 

[snowy]

Seems all the kids who sucks eachother's dicks on MSN are the same posters here that are annoying as fuck. I'm sorry I told a 37 year old man his mother should have aborted him, I didn't know it was going to offend your delicate sensibilities. And in fact, I didn't say she should have had one, I said she regretted not having one, and in turn gave him inadequate health care when he was pissing out his ass so he would die of dehydration.

No excuses, you were right.

He seriously needs to learn that whole ''fixed'' thing.

 

[jmbullet]

I think calling him a faggot is a bit too far, since he actually is one. I am 99% sure he is homosexual with Homer J from the forum.

Flo is definitly not a faggot. I know him well and I can assure you that he is heterosexual. Now leave him alone, being an internet tough guy is nothing to be proud of.

Oh and he sent me a beautiful wristband last week. It actually made Knorghul jealous.

http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/422/1020100030a.jpg

 

[CliffBurton]

Flo is definitely not a faggot. I know him well and hes one of the 20+ weird, awkward kids I've stolen the virginity of on this forum.

Fixed. (spelling too)

The guy can't take a joke, that's all I'm sayin'. He has a completely different sense of humor than that of the majority of the users here, and tends to go on tiny piss-rants. I find it adorable.

 

[s]

being an internet tough guy is nothing to be proud of.

Him tough?



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[Swabs]

Seems all the kids who sucks eachother's dicks on MSN are the same posters here that are annoying as fuck.

This has generally been the case for about 3 years now. Shit sucks.

Flo is definitly not a faggot. I know him well and I can assure you that he is heterosexual. Now leave him alone, being an internet tough guy is nothing to be proud of.

Oh and he sent me a beautiful wristband last week. It actually made Knorghul jealous.

http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/422/1020100030a.jpg

Holy. Fucking. Lool.

Edit: You're the worst human being ever.

 

[s]

I laughed so hard it hurt my jaw incredibly :/

> contradicting my comma criticism with an example of my apostrophe usage?

It shouldn't've been that funny.

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[Undefined]

Flo is definitly not a faggot. I know him well and I can assure you that he is heterosexual. Now leave him alone, being an internet tough guy is nothing to be proud of.

We are fucking around, then he gets mad while accusing me I take internets serious and him typing 'OH BABY I WANT TO LICK YOUR PUSSY' on MSN doesn't mean he isn't gay... his dad probably had a shotgun to his back making his boy do "right" by God.

Oh and he sent me a beautiful wristband last week. It actually made Knorghul jealous.

http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/422/1020100030a.jpg

Looks like a bracelet to me... and be sure to wash it off, he probably used it to ligate his balls while Homer J violently dildoed his ass.

 

[Macharius]

Who the doublefuck is Knorghul?

 

[snowy]

What the fuck, who called me a faggot?

 

[Muffin]

say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens

 

[jmbullet]

What the fuck, who called me a faggot?

not you, the other Flo.

 

[Macharius]

Come at me bro.

 

[snowy]

not you, the other Flo.

 

[Bodomonkey]

I love this