The return of the "How are you today?" thread

My day has been pretty interesting my cat woke me up at 7 am cause apparently my friend was trying to burn the house down. I went to work came home and am on the way to work again oh what fun
 
its my fucking birthday...getting wasted.

Hoping to get laid...but g/f has fallen out with me cause i went and saw KMFDM on the guest list and didnt take her :-(
 
I have no idea what to do for my day off today?????? Happy Birthday Final Product! :)
 
Cheers folks...i was royally wasted, i threw up four times during the day/night.

and yes...i masturbated WAY too much :-(
 
Ha!....Have some fucking fun!

no pun intended ;-)


p.s....i'll post pictures of myself dressed a pint of Guinness and holding a keg of alcohol as soon as i find the camera from last night.