The return of the "How are you today?" thread

Cliffburton: They alwayz tell you you'll get a nice resort, but you alwayz stay in a shitty place. Same thing happened to me. Looks are deceiving.
 
aw, i feel kinda bad.. I misread "guit" as "Quit" and thought he quit, and i instinctively got happy feelings :lol:
 
you know those minihorses? the kind they put in playgrounds for little kids to bounce up and down on? i saw a fat guy holding his kid "riding" it. omfg me and my friend fuckin died right there... it looked so wrong, like he was doing something to his kid :lol::lol::lol:
 
Today I feel good 'cause I passed my Biochemistry exam, so that's the best thing of the day... thank god for this miracle, ahhh!

Only that at the moment I feel quite bad, like my head's about to explode, you know... I must confess that I have a terrible headache. Argh.

Whatever, it'll pass soon anyway... Eli, don't be complaining! Haha.