Last night i discovered that a packet jellybeans, pizza, fizzy drink, tea and vodka don't go well if you consume all of it in the space of 2 hours.
The return of the "How are you today?" thread
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marfal66
Member
i'm a bit stressy, going for a presentation for a 4-head jury, 20 minutes of total stress
and for 1 time, i'm gonna leave my camo pants and band shirts home and put on a nice costume
and for 1 time, i'm gonna leave my camo pants and band shirts home and put on a nice costume
OvSeth
Member
My maths exam was fucking hard yesterday. 27/35 failed the exam and it was the ministry of education that made it. I FUCKING PASSED . Today's French exam was really easy too. I hope things go as well as these past few days!
. Today's French exam was really easy too. I hope things go as well as these past few days!
Knarfi
Yaba-daba-doo!
Todays football match vs france was just as easy
anyway, good for you man. told you there was nothing to worry about ^________^
Lady Lucid
The Omega
I'm a bit tired at the moment.. and I have an upset stomach.
Other than that, I'm actually in a good mood.
Other than that, I'm actually in a good mood.
I got to feel my new nephew/niece kick today, then i went with my brother and sis-on-law to take their dog to the vet... i laughed when the thermometer made Dino its bitch. Poor dog.
Dred
His Dudeness
Moooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaan
Grooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
Went to Boston last night. Realized I have no game. Got drunk. Broke a parking garage lift gate. Got home at 4 am. Still up at 9:30 for no good reason. I suck.
Grooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
Went to Boston last night. Realized I have no game. Got drunk. Broke a parking garage lift gate. Got home at 4 am. Still up at 9:30 for no good reason. I suck.
Dred
His Dudeness
That's pretty exciting
My friend Jess is having a kid (fuck knows why
) and she's making me the god father. I'm pretty excited....even though I hate babies.
dreams_of_eternal_hate
I'm in space
CliffBurton
Member
Long story short (as I've typed it to about 20 differnet people because its awesome)
I work at a company that rents Inflatable rides (eg bouncy castles and the like).
I was at an elementry school in bumfuck nowhere (120 students grade 1-6), and a few tough grade 5 and 6 kids decided they were hardcore.
They were screwing around making my day tough so I kicked them off the ride, obviously, but one guy wouldnt come off.
So I went to pull him off, and he fought back at me, actually swinging at me. So I gave him a good gutshot, and after he caught his breath, was SCREAMING and crying sooooo hard in front of all his freinds.
The time it happend, a thunderstorm hit overtop so I was starting to shut the ride off, so few people saw what happened. A teacher and a few parents rushed out to see what was going on, and this kid is screaming at me crying "he hit me he hit me".
Told them my story, they laughed and said not to worry about it
First time beating someone up, and he was 12.
and I doubt anyone will let him forget it for a long time.
I feel tough.
I work at a company that rents Inflatable rides (eg bouncy castles and the like).
I was at an elementry school in bumfuck nowhere (120 students grade 1-6), and a few tough grade 5 and 6 kids decided they were hardcore.
They were screwing around making my day tough so I kicked them off the ride, obviously, but one guy wouldnt come off.
So I went to pull him off, and he fought back at me, actually swinging at me. So I gave him a good gutshot, and after he caught his breath, was SCREAMING and crying sooooo hard in front of all his freinds.
The time it happend, a thunderstorm hit overtop so I was starting to shut the ride off, so few people saw what happened. A teacher and a few parents rushed out to see what was going on, and this kid is screaming at me crying "he hit me he hit me".
Told them my story, they laughed and said not to worry about it
First time beating someone up, and he was 12.
and I doubt anyone will let him forget it for a long time.
I feel tough.
OvSeth
Member
Knarfi
Yaba-daba-doo!
dreams_of_eternal_hate
I'm in space
Undefined
Indefinite Entity
Long story short (as I've typed it to about 20 differnet people because its awesome)
I work at a company that rents Inflatable rides (eg bouncy castles and the like).
I was at an elementry school in bumfuck nowhere (120 students grade 1-6), and a few tough grade 5 and 6 kids decided they were hardcore.
They were screwing around making my day tough so I kicked them off the ride, obviously, but one guy wouldnt come off.
So I went to pull him off, and he fought back at me, actually swinging at me. So I gave him a good gutshot, and after he caught his breath, was SCREAMING and crying sooooo hard in front of all his freinds.
The time it happend, a thunderstorm hit overtop so I was starting to shut the ride off, so few people saw what happened. A teacher and a few parents rushed out to see what was going on, and this kid is screaming at me crying "he hit me he hit me".
Told them my story, they laughed and said not to worry about it
First time beating someone up, and he was 12.
and I doubt anyone will let him forget it for a long time.
I feel tough.
That's the most pathetic thing I have ever read. Really
It's not even funny 
Undefined
Indefinite Entity
I would have had that kid off with my voice alone, but even if he wouldn't listen (which he would have), I'd just go get a teacher or some shit to deal with it. Punching a 12 year old is fucking pathetic and not justifiable unless you were ACTUALLY in danger... you think some mouthy 16-17 year old kids (or even weak, faggot people my age) haven't tried to fight me? When they come at me I just toss them around a little until they stop.... punching a kid is just PATHETIC. But i know Ryan is just kidding anyways about feeling tough... at least I hope so
Knarfi
Yaba-daba-doo!
OvSeth
Member
I would have had that kid off with my voice alone, but even if he wouldn't listen (which he would have), I'd just go get a teacher or some shit to deal with it. Punching a 12 year old is fucking pathetic and not justifiable unless you were ACTUALLY in danger... you think some mouthy 16-17 year old kids (or even weak, faggot people my age) haven't tried to fight me? When they come at me I just toss them around a little until they stop.... punching a kid is just PATHETIC. But i know Ryan is just kidding anyways about feeling tough... at least I hope so
Pfft, age is no excuse for being a cunt.
Altitudes
Stay Frosty
Long story short (as I've typed it to about 20 differnet people because its awesome)
I work at a company that rents Inflatable rides (eg bouncy castles and the like).
I was at an elementry school in bumfuck nowhere (120 students grade 1-6), and a few tough grade 5 and 6 kids decided they were hardcore.
They were screwing around making my day tough so I kicked them off the ride, obviously, but one guy wouldnt come off.
So I went to pull him off, and he fought back at me, actually swinging at me. So I gave him a good gutshot, and after he caught his breath, was SCREAMING and crying sooooo hard in front of all his freinds.
The time it happend, a thunderstorm hit overtop so I was starting to shut the ride off, so few people saw what happened. A teacher and a few parents rushed out to see what was going on, and this kid is screaming at me crying "he hit me he hit me".
Told them my story, they laughed and said not to worry about it
First time beating someone up, and he was 12.
and I doubt anyone will let him forget it for a long time.
I feel tough.
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