The return of the "How are you today?" thread

[The Nerevarine]

shes... VERY forward and promiscuous and i know shes done it a lot.

i only asked her out last night and we've only made out/touchy feely/and i licked frosting off her boobs

C'mon man !!!

 

[the phenom]

erm its summer. lol

i havn't got laid yet but shes... VERY forward and promiscuous and i know shes done it a lot. i only asked her out last night and we've only made out/touchy feely/and i licked frosting off her boobs

Way to go to make good use of that tongue, Zakk!

 

[The Emptier]

lulz
shes bi to, i dont exactly know what to think about that yet.

 

[Swabs]

Sorry but I have to say this... So you've been seeing this girl for less that 24 hours and you're already boasting about it and discussing the shit you've done with her with complete fucking strangers on the internet? Well call me old fashioned but I think that's fucked up.

 

[The Emptier]

haha you would hate me when you see a 15 page thread about this very topic on another board.

 

[Swabs]

You're a disgusting human being.

 

[xanina]

I have to agree with swabs with what he said about it being fucked up talking about her like this. Its very immature and I'm sure she would not like said business spread all over. Some boys need to really, really grow up.

 

[The Emptier]

k cool

im actually not, and im VERY different in the real world.

 

[ZaraHeroin]

Ill.

 

[The Nerevarine]

You're a disgusting human being.

HAHAHA c'mon man it was funny


I support you FAILURE OF THE THREADS !!!

 

[the phenom]

haha you would hate me when you see a 15 page thread about this very topic on another board.

You better calm down, kiddo. That shit will (in xaninas words) bite you in the ass someday.

 

[The Nerevarine]

You better calm down, kiddo. That shit will (in xaninas words) bite you in the ass someday.

Better to be prepared, don't ya think ?

 

[Swabs]

Anyway today I'm pretty good, had a long day at work, but it was aight as I'm on holiday now for Wacken and don't go back to work until the 13th of August

Also decided to fuck around in photoshoop and make what I rather arrogantly think is a fucking awesome Iced Earth sig

 

[The Emptier]

HAHAHA c'mon man it was funny


I support you FAILURE OF THE THREADS !!!

oh yai!

 

[Knarfi]

You're a disgusting human being.

fuck you. im starting to like you and thats against my principals

 

[Corny]

shes bi to, i dont exactly know what to think about that yet.

Seriously, you are not allowed to talk about sex until you have found the one and only right opinion about that issue.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

hughes heffner's?

 

[Deadly]

i'm fine
partying all week

same here! gentse feeste!!!!
:zombie:

i havn't got laid yet but shes... VERY forward and promiscuous and i know shes done it a lot. i only asked her out last night and we've only made out/touchy feely/and i licked frosting off her boobs

IF that's true... sounds like you got yourself a very classy lady

 

[Swabs]

IF that's true... sounds like you got yourself a very classy lady

She seems like a fine young lady if you ask me....

 

[viewerfromnihil]

i havn't got laid yet but shes... VERY forward and promiscuous and i know shes done it a lot. i only asked her out last night and we've only made out/touchy feely/and i licked frosting off her boobs

better than fuckin a virgin... trust me. i don't know what the big deal is about virgins. for one, they have no idea what they're doing but they'll act like they do. they break your rhythm and sure, its nice if they're "tight" but, if you can't fit it in, it... you get the point.

on the other hand, you don't have to worry about STD's with virgins... usually