The return of the "How are you today?" thread

[Sock puppet]

poor brandon

 

[dreams_of_eternal_hate]

D:

 

[CliffBurton]

Yesterday night I drank a Colt 45 in 30 minutes, followed by wine and rum and some mystery colorful slushy alcoholic beverage that was given to me. Around 3 hours later I'm so shithammered that I don't remember anything beyond that point. I woke up today to find my pants in the entryway, and my shirt in a grocery bag, both covered in vomit. I have the biggest headache I've had in years, and have been drinking water almost nonstop because I'm so dehydrated from probably having peed a monstrous amount of pee. According to my roommate, for the cab ride back home I had no shirt on. Now I'm about to go enjoy a wonderful sunday dinner at my aunty and uncles, unfortunately not in Bel-Air. What a successful weekend.

"I am the liquor..."

Was the slushy in a Capri-sun pouch, possibly Pina-colada? Shitsux

 

[Anonymous]

It might have been. I've never had one before but I can imagine that's how pina colada would taste like, based on its name. All I know is that it was fucking strong. I hate when something is mixed so that you barely taste the alcohol. I hate that fact in the same way I hate it when people say something will take "a few moments". A moment is a variable, so you could have one moment that is larger than a few moments combined, why can't people realize this? It's fucking common sense. Even worse is when they say "A few short moments", like it fucking helps.

 

[CliffBurton]

Pina Colada is coconut and pineapple, if I'm not mistaken.

Hooray, I get job training today :/
Produce ftw?

 

[The Butt]

Speaking of liquor... I think I may have found a new favorite rum, lads and lasses.

Fucking Sailor Jerrys spiced rum.

 

[Delanoir]

Hell yes on the Sailor Jerry, I think I mentioned it a while back as my rum of choice.

I think it's even stronger than most other rum, at 90 proof or something.

Tastes great.

 

[deathroll149]

ive been home from school for bout an hour

 

[MIMA]

Fuckin annoyed and cold.

 

[the phenom]

Yesterday night I drank a Colt 45 in 30 minutes, followed by wine and rum and some mystery colorful slushy alcoholic beverage that was given to me. Around 3 hours later I'm so shithammered that I don't remember anything beyond that point. I woke up today to find my pants in the entryway, and my shirt in a grocery bag, both covered in vomit. I have the biggest headache I've had in years, and have been drinking water almost nonstop because I'm so dehydrated from probably having peed a monstrous amount of pee. According to my roommate, for the cab ride back home I had no shirt on. Now I'm about to go enjoy a wonderful sunday dinner at my aunty and uncles, unfortunately not in Bel-Air. What a successful weekend.

Sounds exactly like the time last summer when i woke up naked with my clothes spread across the room/entryway with a huge headache not remembering much of what happened

 

[dreams_of_eternal_hate]

...Or me flushing down my boxers one night ...

 

[The Butt]

Or the time I woke up on Christmas day with me and my room covered in vomit. Had to shower and clean that fucking shit up.

Not the greatest feeling, opening presents with the folks, while hung over.

 

[ZaraHeroin]

Irritated & closed in.
*sigh*

 

[Delanoir]

Ordering this.

EDIT: Oh, shit. Haha, oh well. Still funny.

 

[CrazyChris576]

^Wrong thread

I'm sad because I have to get on the bus home tonight and that means my vacation is over. I don't want vacation to be over. I'm having too good of a time.

 

[Lady Lucid]

I'm rather sad at the moment. It's been a wonderful day, but *sigh* I wish it didn't have to end so soon.

 

[CliffBurton]

Been hectic.
Started new job (grocery store lackey), and realized hibernating in my ghetto hovel all winter has turned me into a pussy. Tired as shit just from standing for 6 hours, and cutting pineapple all day. Ten months ago I was loading 400+lbs Vynal rolls into waist-high pedovans all day : /

 

[Delanoir]

At least you're less likely to fuck up your wrist/hand/shoulder or something that would debilitate playing music.

 

[CrazyChris576]

I'm tired and sore. I skipped work this morning.

 

[ZaraHeroin]

I'm glad I made it out of my catering exam alive.
I fucked it up, but apparently got a good mark. *shrug*
Over & Done with. Been dreading it for weeks.
But I feel generally happy.