The Shitposting Thread

[Slammed]

I haven't seen your eyes to compare

 

[Sophii]

I haven't seen your eyes to compare

 

[Slammed]

Oh for fucks sake man I was eating!!!

 

[jimmy101]

Uh oh. Tera has re-opened the flood gates!

 

[Sophii]

Here we go again boys.

 

[Slammed]

Where do we go?

 

[Sophii]

Tha pool.
Summers almost over here in the states
One last swimmin pool sesh before the leaves fall.

 

[Slammed]

We aren't out of the cold weather yet, I'm sure there is still a few frosts to come but it's nice and warm out there today, the pool sounds like a good idea

 

[CiG]

Yeah day before last it was hot enough to use airconditioning, and then yesterday it's cloudy and then at night it rained its ass off and the wind was crazy, this morning it was cold as fuck. I hate transitional weather.

 

[Slammed]

Yeah it was cold at 3am this morning and we nearly had a frost as the sun rose but the grass had dried out by 9:30 when I finished cutting it. Think our weather turns back to shit on Saturday, not freezing cold but wind and rain just in time for the start of the school holidays.

 

[Sophii]

Oh yeah
Whats the weather like in Australia
Isnt it the opposite to the US essentially? Our Summer is your Winter time or some shit?

 

[Slammed]

Yes and no. We are a country of extremes from one side to the other, much like America. We have summer when you have winter but it can be vastly different. Parts of Northern Australia have spent the majority of winter upwards of 80F where as they would normally be closer to 65-68F. Other parts down south had freezing weather and snow in places it hasn't slowed for a hundred years. Up in Queensland the first 'summer' bushfires started in winter because of how hot, dry and windy it's been.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

you're calling 80F hot??
i live in Texas
for me anything below 80F is freezing

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

i found a job for @HadesRagnazrath

68-year-old dominatrix charges men $150 an hour to clean her house (Video) | New York Post

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

also 2 more things

Farewell To VampireFreaks: The Website That Changed More Than Alt Cuture — Kerrang!

Goth Not Sure How Many Corsets to Pack for Camping Trip

 

[arg]

 

[EternalMetal]

i found a job for @HadesRagnazrath

68-year-old dominatrix charges men $150 an hour to clean her house (Video) | New York Post

Fuck, id do that on the side. Been cleaning houses for 6 years now for rich people and we only get $45 an hour. I now make $35 an hour at the lab job I just got.

 

[mutantllama]

I think you guys missed the part where she charges them, not the other way around.

 

[CiG]

Beat me to it.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

I think you guys missed the part where she charges them, not the other way around.

that's what makes this funny