The Shitposting Thread

[CiG]

 

[PrincessHades]

my mom opened my fucking mail...didnt know i was getting two packages so i threw the first one i saw in the trunk without thinking and later i found the one i wanted to put in my trunk half opened on the kitchen table. wtf

 

[Sophii]

my mom opened my fucking mail...didnt know i was getting two packages so i threw the first one i saw in the trunk without thinking and later i found the one i wanted to put in my trunk half opened on the kitchen table. wtf

W A S T E D

 

[CiG]

@jimmy101 how did it go?

 

[PrincessHades]

W A S T E D

nah im not wasted rn but i might be later

 

[Sophii]

nah im not wasted rn but i might be later

Cool man.
I'm not. I'm not risking anymore increased auditory hallucinations or stimulants that make my paranoia rise.

I've come to the conclusion THC just makes me freak out worse.

 

[PrincessHades]

Cool man.
I'm not. I'm not risking anymore increased auditory hallucinations or stimulants that make my paranoia rise.

I've come to the conclusion THC just makes me freak out worse.

nah i dont smoke weed rn because its too hard to hide im talking about pills

 

[Sophii]

nah i dont smoke weed rn because its too hard to hide im talking about pills

Pills r dum.
Pill addiction just reminds me of my mom and I hate that bitch.

 

[PrincessHades]

pills can be pretty much anything...

 

[Sophii]

She was addicted to morphine, pills, meth....didnt help she worked as a nurse.

 

[jimmy101]

@jimmy101 how did it go?

Bombed out in the first round. But ended up losing to a dude called Rooka.

Pretty solid freestyler. Deserved to win.

 

[CiG]

lol the fuck.

 

[jimmy101]

Good stuff jimmy! I've got some rap lyrics to finish sometime. I'm sure my track will belong in the Shitposting Thread more than yours. Based on the structure so far, I'll just be belting out whole verses at a time without taking a breath anywhere within them, so that helps.

Thanks mate!

Yo, I'd love to hear what you come up with!! Be sure to post it when you get the chance.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

my mom opened my fucking mail...

just cut the umbilical cord already
just completely stop interacting with your parents for a while
it might take a couple of months
might take a couple of years
if you go long enough without communicating with them at all whatsoever
you're absence will make them realize that you can and should function without them

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

@HadesRagnazrath @Terasophe

A funny related tidbit I heard the other day is that the glans is shaped the way it is because it has allowed the penis to scoop out the sperm of other males from inside the vagina. Think about that the next time you look at your dick.

 

[PrincessHades]

now im horny as fuck

 

[Sophii]

now im horny as fuck

 

[Sophii]

I just got off work. Pulled a double shift today. Fucking starving

 

[Slammed]

You're probably too late @Terasophe his 2 second fuse went off 4 hours ago.
Although he can probably stick that one in the wank bank for later

 

[Sophii]

You're probably too late @Terasophe his 2 second fuse went off 4 hours ago.
Although he can probably stick that one in the wank bank for later

Idk man. Bones givin a blasé look on his face doesnt warrant fuck me eyes imo