The Shitposting Thread

[TechnicalBarbarity]

What a hard worker. Jimmy just closed up and is back for more fun

 

[CiG]

lmao I love friendlyjordies, the best Aussie lefty.

 

[jimmy101]

What a hard worker. Jimmy just closed up and is back for more fun

Of course not bro, I've just got my crew of 12 year olds pulling back-to-back graveyard shifts. They're ok with it, once you gently wake them up with the cattle prod.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

They're ok with it, once you gently wake them up with the cattle prod.

 

[CiG]

I legit walked into a KFC back in the day and a horde of blowflies flew OUT of the building through the door. Such a fucked business.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

.....

 

[jimmy101]

I legit walked into a KFC back in the day and a horde of blowflies flew OUT of the building through the door. Such a fucked business.

Oh man, it's shocking really.

Back in high school there was this girl from our year level who kinda disappeared for a few months. One day she finally came back to school & it turned out that she had been sick the entire time after eating a KFC burger which had a piece of chicken in it which had some kind of abscess. Apparently she thought the pus oozing from it was just mayonnaise.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

i knew this one piece of shit who used to claim that he would spit in the Mcdonalds fryer.

edit: wtf is a KFC burger?

 

[CiG]

Oh man, it's shocking really.

Back in high school there was this girl from our year level who kinda disappeared for a few months. One day she finally came back to school & it turned out that she had been sick the entire time after eating a KFC burger which had a piece of chicken in it which had some kind of abscess.

Holy fuckballs that's absolutely repulsive!

Apparently she thought the pus oozing from it was just mayonnaise.

 

[Slammed]

Uncle Billbo the ambulance chaser is a dead ringer for Jimmy's father. But I would haven't picked Anning as the Mummy

I legit walked into a KFC back in the day and a horde of blowflies flew OUT of the building through the door. Such a fucked business.

I used to deliver to 3 of them every fucking day, such a wonderful thing walking into those kitchens and walking on an inch of fat even after they've been cleaned down.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Here's the new and improved version of Jimmy praying to his jew gods ...

 

[jimmy101]

Dunno about "New & improved." tbh.

Old & inferior fits the bill better.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Old & inferior fits the bill better.

that's not what uncle Adolph thinks. Look how happy he is.

 

[Slammed]

Good or not you've still got a shit eating grin on your face so you must be enjoying it!

 

[jimmy101]

I legit walked into a KFC back in the day and a horde of blowflies flew OUT of the building through the door.

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I used to deliver to 3 of them every fucking day, such a wonderful thing walking into those kitchens and walking on an inch of fat even after they've been cleaned down.

Oh, I get it now. Slammed & his truckie mates must have been leaving the shop just as CiG was walking in.

 

[Slammed]

My flies follow me, they don't stay in the shop.

 

[jimmy101]

that's not what uncle Adolph thinks. Look how happy he is.

The two of us are just having a chuckle about all the inaccuracies within the holy book.

 

[Slammed]

The two of us are just having a chuckle about all the inaccuracies within the holy book.

You should spend some time with Fezzilla if that's the case.

 

[jimmy101]

You should spend some time with Fezzilla if that's the case.

I'm still waiting for his response in that other thread!

 

[CiG]

My flies follow me, they don't stay in the shop.

Which part of "a horde of blowflies flew OUT of the building through the door" didn't you get you senile galah?