The Shitposting Thread

[Blurry_Dreams]

Aw man, I was waiting to see the actual sword fight. Reckon you will post that eventually?

Can't actually do that
2 min after the sword fight intro was originally posted (several years ago) the phone with the footage of the actual sword fight was stolen
We'll probably end up filming and posting an actual sword fight when we steal PVC pipes from construction site somewhere
There's always a shit-ton of construction going on in this specific city of Dallas Texas

 

[Sophii]

Today (technically yesterday) can go eat a dick. Time to try and battle insomnia so I can get some sleep before I have to go in at 10 am.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

My phone won't let me post YouTube videos today
I'll figure it out and fix it tomorrow

 

[Sophii]

My phone won't let me post YouTube videos today
I'll figure it out and fix it tomorrow

Godspeed, grand crackhead general.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

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@Terasophe
Get some pix of Sarina's face from different angles and you'll be able to clearly see that there's no way in hell that mother nature made that face (or her ass) and when she's completely topless her boob implants look like she's wearing an invisible bra

 

[CiG]

How many marijuanas are you on here buddy?

 

[Onder]

How many marijuanas are you on here buddy?

This new variety of weed called Methajuana makes you snort and you get all these weird Žižekian tics. It's well worth the money.

 

[CiG]

Lmfao he's totally ticking like Žižek.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

@Terasophe

I just now posted a new YouTube video

 

[CiG]

You clench and grind your teeth in these videos, meth confirmed.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

That last video
The clenching and grinding teeth is exacerbated by the fact that I'm freezing

 

[CiG]

Dem meth chills.

 

[jimmy101]

Doesn't meth give you kinda like a cloak of invincibility? Sort of like a "beer-jacket" I'd imagine

 

[Sophii]

That last video
The clenching and grinding teeth is exacerbated by the fact that I'm freezing

How fucking cold is int Texas? What the fuck?

 

[Slammed]

How fucking cold is int Texas? What the fuck?

I don't give a fuck how cold it is I'd be willing to swap with this fucking heat wave we've going through.
Although to be fair it's not as hot as it was a few weeks ago but this current weather pattern has gone on for longer, think we are up to seven days now, maybe eight.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

How fucking cold is int Texas? What the fuck?

It's cold today
But we don't have a proper winter
It's gonna be above 85 by the end of March

Dem meth chills.

Doesn't meth give you kinda like a cloak of invincibility? Sort of like a "beer-jacket" I'd imagine

Yes
Meth does do that

 

[Sophii]

I don't give a fuck how cold it is I'd be willing to swap with this fucking heat wave we've going through.
Although to be fair it's not as hot as it was a few weeks ago but this current weather pattern has gone on for longer, think we are up to seven days now, maybe eight.

I couldnt imagine a heat wave in Australia. Here in the south east, it gets pretty hot during the summer. Im sure you guys get it worse though, since you're closer to the equator.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

So now I'm in a different spot watching a different person's phone charge

 

[Sophii]

It's cold today
But we don't have a proper winter
It's gonna be above 85 by the end of March

I cant wait for the GA heat to hit. We get it fucking humid here.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

Last summer Dallas had a moment of going from dry 104 heat to surprise hot rain to evaporated rain, wet 104 heat in about 12 minutes