Logically that cant happen.
Unless we cloned me in some fucked up lab experiment.
Backstory:
We cloned me with a mix of my blood, an LA hooker, a serial murderer, and a lock of CiG's beard. Things went wrong and he craved the flesh of young sheep. To prevent this, we trapped him on a tricycle too tiny for him to escape from, chained to the ground so he can only reach a certain feet around the yard.