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This album is my top favorite of all time right now. Admiral Angry takes the sludgecore sound and pulverizes it with Meshuggah groove riffs.



Aki Kato blends styles of Agalloch and My Dying Bride with some downtuned djent riffs here and there. It never really climaxes so its great as just background music.



The Algorithm does some EDM/Dubstep/Glitch mixes with Djent and Spastic Metal. Like if Aphex Twin played guitar with his routine.
 
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Last night I finally banged this hot goth girl I'd been laying the groundwork with for the past few weeks. Good times.
99% of the time
me having sex with a new person for the first time = me having sex with someone that i've known for less than 24-hours
 
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so last night
the girl i fucked the day before st patrick's day showed back up
when she saw me, she was a little high on weed but still sober enough to recognize me as the guy she'd recently had sex with
and she pretty quickly started trying to initiate a repeat performance
i was high-as-hell on Crystal and she already had her tongue in my esophagus before i recognized her
i was with Artix, in Deep Ellum, Artix was sitting on the sidewalk using my blankets as a cushion, sitting next to a guy called Dragon
when she slid her hand up inside my shirt to grope my nipples a group of some random drunk people were voyeuristic watching and one of them giggly-playfully shouting "get a room" while it was obvious he actually wanted to continue watching us grope each other
the moment she had walked up to me was only about 20 min after i'd bought a dimebag of crystal
i'd bought the dope behind cafe Brazil while Artix was sitting in front of Cafe Brazil
immediately after the hammered guy shouted "get a room" making his drunken laugh really hard,
i whispered in her ear that i had a dime of meth in my pocket
we immediately walked away from Artix and he had no idea that i had dope on me, he thought i was just going somewhere to fuck her
i took her from the Baylor-end of Deep Ellum to the other side of The Farmer's Market District area of condos out to where i stash my stuff in a shelf-looking-space underneath the central expressway access road going over I-30 next to Our Calling
[this was where i had my meth pipe]
it was 1 or 2 AM Friday and i was still high from smoking dope at 8 Am Thursday
me and her smoked the new dime sitting on the same shelf-spot that i had smoked the first one
we pulled our clothes out of shape, everything exposed without actually removing anything
like we were in some sort of costuming-fetish porn-movie
then she tweaked and felt the need to leave my camp and "go somewhere"
we started walking back toward Artix [because he had all my blankets underneath him]
we got the benches here
https://www.google.com/maps/place/7...38467899164435!8m2!3d32.778605!4d-96.7849546#
she sat on the bench and i sat on the ground in front of her
she gave me a footjob and i jizzed on her feet
couldn't film it for youporn or porntube because Artix was holding my phone at the time
i'm at MLK library now
me Artix and this woman came here when Dragon fell asleep

also
when i did the meth at 8 AM on Thursday
my sleep schedule had already been fucked up from the Marine veteran keeping me awake with a shit-ton of coffee
[story i'll talk about in a different post]
right now
it's now noon on Friday and i'm still awake from when i woke up at sunrise on Wednesday
 


This album is my top favorite of all time right now. Admiral Angry takes the sludgecore sound and pulverizes it with Meshuggah groove riffs.



Aki Kato blends styles of Agalloch and My Dying Bride with some downtuned djent riffs here and there. It never really climaxes so its great as just background music.



The Algorithm does some EDM/Dubstep/Glitch mixes with Djent and Spastic Metal. Like if Aphex Twin played guitar with his routine.

Gave these a listen, good stuff but not really my style.
 
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I do actually!

Its a fucking nerdy one but I'm trying to figure out some speedrun/least turn count tactics for a game called Fire Emblem.
 
Im assuming this is a band, did they ever record anything? Situation sounds kind of toxic.

Which version of FE are you trying to speed run?
 
Im assuming this is a band, did they ever record anything? Situation sounds kind of toxic.

Which version of FE are you trying to speed run?

Really old band I was in. I'm just bitter about it all for some reason. It played a big role in my life from 2012 - 2015. I tried to clear the air multiple times with the guy Robbie. Dreams and shit happen and it gets me thinking a lot.


I've LTC'd Sacred Stones last month, but I lost a lot of good units. I need to get better about /how/ i do things. Im going to try Fire Emblem Echoes if its possible. Though Gaiden/Echoes plays out very long, and requires a lot of grinding. Maybe Rekka No Ken or Binding Blade next then.
 


Out of the years of being in that band and becoming friends with that guy, this was the only really good thing to come out of it. I'm going to remake this song when I get back into the swing of making music.

I also shared the band i was in here once but Ill do it again if you're wanting to cringe, @EternalMetal



I did the clean vocals, bass, and guitar work.
 
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Better than the emo band I never created in high school when listening to Korn and Limp Bizkit, lol. Id still say stay away from vocals though :p

And damn does that drummer from the Robbie band like blasting. Decent grind song with better production though.
 
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