The Shitposting Thread

[Blurry_Dreams]

 

[PrincessHades]

i used to really be into goth girls, idk what happened. i think they used to be relatable to me or something. now im into innocent blondes

 

[jimmy101]

Damn, that sucks bro. Innocent blondes tend to bore me. Give me some half-crazy goth chick any day.

 

[Onder]

INNOCENT BLONDES +99999999.

 

[PrincessHades]

Damn, that sucks bro. Innocent blondes tend to bore me. Give me some half-crazy goth chick any day.

goths are still alright imo, i just feel like theres too much baggage that comes with them having a subculture like that...girls like that tend to confine themselves to being goth. I get it, seeing horror movies and going to goth raves might be fun and all but does that have to be every date?

also some come off as being pissed off all the time, sort of like how feminists are. too serious, no fun etc.


unrelated but theres a beer in my parents fridge thats been there since october. ive never been drunk before or even mildly buzzed (all ive ever had to drink was a glass of champagne). im like 120 pounds so i think the beer might buzz me a bit being a first time drinker. not sure if i want to take it, its in the back of the fridge buried behind some stuff, but if i get caught im probably gonna be homeless. advice?

 

[Slammed]

goths are still alright

Yeah, nah, nah, nah not at all if what Dee Snider says is goth really is goth.
http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/de...ry-goth-looking-daughter-her-airline-tickets/

 

[PrincessHades]

I said some stupid shit on this site...found this little gem in the dreams thread:

"Once I had a dream where I was skateboarding while wearing a snorkel and goggles. I was overcome with the need to piss. I went to the bathroom, and I freaked out because all of the stalls were themed to sodas. For whatever reason it occured to me specifically that I needed to use the Mountain Dew stall which was hard to find. Finally, I found it. I woke up on the verge of pissing my pants."

 

[CiG]

One of the more intelligent things you've said.

 

[PrincessHades]

yeah that one wasnt that bad, funny af though

i also like the one about the weird toilets...for some reason a lot of my dreams involve me needing to piss

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

...for some reason a lot of my dreams involve me needing to piss

at least your dreams don't involve golden showers
cuz that would be weird

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

damn you liberal news sites making fun of Donald Trump

now i'm having dreams about Stormy Daniels pissing on Donald Trump

 

[jimmy101]

Thought I'd pop in & do some shameless self-promotion. This is a band I formed recently. We play instrumental jazz-fusion kind of stuff. Would be cool to see some of the UM crew showing us some love & liking the page

https://www.facebook.com/simonscraving/

 

[CiG]

lmao I'm in cunt.

 

[jimmy101]

Hahahaha nice find brother!

 

[jimmy101]

That's literally the best/worst video I've ever edited

 

[CiG]

I like it, retrotrash.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

Would be cool to see some of the UM crew showing us some love & liking the page

https://www.facebook.com/simonscraving/

done

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

http://www.fox10phoenix.com/news/in...RF5r0nTsXWEKBXlvV-JsJAfJLaSABLNHRKhURKiLaPYg0

 

[Satanstoenail]

Thought I'd pop in & do some shameless self-promotion. This is a band I formed recently. We play instrumental jazz-fusion kind of stuff. Would be cool to see some of the UM crew showing us some love & liking the page

https://www.facebook.com/simonscraving/

Liked, followed. Now come and like my band cunt

 

[PrincessHades]

We had SOLs today (VA state tests) and i almost pissed myself. I had to piss for the entire 3 hours and the stupid dyke who was giving the test kept telling me there was no hall monitor to escort me to the bathroom. Then she let this girl go. It was actually kind of fun tho because i ended up sitting with some pretty cool ppl

Finally when they let us leave i went to the bathroom and started pissing so hard that it made a huge scene