The Shitposting Thread

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Thought I'd pop in & do some shameless self-promotion. This is a band I formed recently. We play instrumental jazz-fusion kind of stuff. Would be cool to see some of the UM crew showing us some love & liking the page

https://www.facebook.com/simonscraving/

i like how you have the signature Jimmy-face in that pic too.

 

[CiG]

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

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is that @The Ozzman ?

 

[CiG]

Plot twist: Ozzman is a thot.

 

[jimmy101]

Liked, followed. Now come and like my band cunt

Can do. What's your band's name?

 

[jimmy101]

i like how you have the signature Jimmy-face in that pic too.

Told ya that was my regular smile

 

[Satanstoenail]

Can do. What's your band's name?

Protospasm

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

Finally when they let us leave i went to the bathroom and started pissing so hard that it made a huge scene

what??
like pissing so hard that it bounces off the back of the urinal and soaks your pants??

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

Plot twist: Ozzman is a thot.

 

[PrincessHades]

what??
like pissing so hard that it bounces off the back of the urinal and soaks your pants??

nah i pissed in the toilet and it sounded like someone was pouring a gallon jug in there. Everyone was laughing about it

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

nah i pissed in the toilet and it sounded like someone was pouring a gallon jug in there. Everyone was laughing about it

hahahaha

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

dumbass Trumptard

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

Socrates is the spiritual father of Reddit. Diogenes is the spiritual father of 4chan.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

 

[CiG]

dumbass Trumptard

That definitely happened.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

Arkansas public TV didn't air 'Arthur' episode with gay marriage | KATV

 

[CiG]

 

[Blurry_Dreams]