Five fucked up deaths from the past 50 years:
5. David Phyall. Committed suicide by decapitating himself with a chainsaw set to switch on with a timer.
4. Luis Carrero Blanco. Assassinated by explosives which sent his car up into the air and tumbling over a 5 storey building. He was initially still alive upon landing on the other side.
3. John Bowen. Succumbed to an injury received at a stadium where he was hacked in the head by an out-of-control model plane shaped like a lawnmower.
2. Tony Renna. Impaled the cockpit of his Indycar high up on an Indianapolis fence post at 350km/h during testing. Most of the other bits and pieces sprayed through into the empty grandstand. They needed a cherry picker to retrieve his corpse.
1. John Edward Jones. Crawled head first down a relatively unexplored part of a tight and twisty cave system deep underground and got stuck upside down. Rescuers spent over 24 hours trying to get him out and he talked to his wife and daughter via radio, but ultimately the entrance was sealed with concrete. The same cave system pictured online with smiling kids in it is now his tomb.