The Top 5 List Thread

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I should preface by saying Maiden's never been a band I could listen to at great length - even for an entire album. I don't think it's due to a lack of endurance - I can certainly get caught up in the right epic album, or the right speed/power/NWOBHM album. I just think Maiden's song structure and lyrics suggest that they had progressive ambitions which they were not entirely qualified to fulfill.

Sure, there aren't many bands who could present certain concepts (i.e. war) as uniquely and compellingly as Maiden, but there are other concepts that they had no more intellectual claim over than the average band (i.e. religion, insanity, relationships, coming of age, etc.), and which they approached in nearly the exact same way musically - over and over again, ad nauseum - so in my opinion they definitely overextended themselves conceptually. They could have stuck to 5-6 great albums, but instead they made an extra 10-or-so mediocre ones.

As far as Bruce goes, his voice fits in well with the epic/operatic style that Maiden ultimately stuck with, but I don't hear a great deal of emotional depth in it. He seems to be always on a soapbox, and very short on introspective/confessional moments, so there's a lack of dimensionality. Paul Di'Anno had a similar lack of dimensionality, but he was a good punk figure, and that shows in songs like "Prowler" and "Running Free". I think you can relate to Paul on a "desperate teen lashing out against the system" level that you never can with Bruce, and after hearing Paul's work on Maiden's first two albums I can't help but sense lost potential in the Bruce era.
 
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Maiden lost me at No Prayer and I have zero desire to check out any of their post-eighties material based on the bits & pieces I've heard.
 
Fear of the Dark is an awful album in general. 2 good songs and that's it. Dance of Death is great, so is Brave New World, A Matter of Life and Death is a bit overlong and The Final Frontier is boring. That's how it goes for me.
 
Top 5 Maiden songs

Prowler
Iron Maiden
Remember Tomorrow
Children of the Damned
The Trooper

honorable mention's to ...
Purgatory
Transylvania
Phantom of the Opera
Powerslave
Hollowed Be Thy Name
The Prisoner

i listen to D'ianno era far more than Bruce era/
 
apropos of nothing @Phylactery

based on my own analysis of stats/achievements/context/etc, all time top 10 tennis players (post-laver/rosewall/newcombe):

1) federer
2) borg
3) djokovic
4) nadal
5) sampras
6) connors
7) lendl
8) mcenroe
9) agassi
10) murray

wilander, becker and edberg would be 11-13.
 
Hey @Vilden

Glark blork döör görf nort hatt bark sig årbas garant fnarisk sjtalpel gnormis (post-Usglarmit/Thorg/Merusga):

1. Flord
2. Jörhypp
3. Etradul
4. Tjorgast
5. Ålargus
6. Jekfirlös
7. Ysvintrot
8. Folkhjästgarfelutskurdilvdning
9. Inglärep
10. Morhagg

Gör oskblut vat ärmangas Mynduläk, skom hvorst görbel najn :(
 
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Top 5 prediction for next season's English Premier League;

1: Arsenal
2: Chelsea
3: Manchester United
4: Machester City
5: Tottenham Hotspur
 
NFlames.

1. Fruit punch(whatever is fruit punch).
2. Fruit punch.
3. ^
4. ^
5. cola.
 
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