top 10 favourite footballers (vids included):
maradona - purely in terms of contributing to winning over a sustained period of time, i think there are better players than maradona, messi being one of them. peak for peak though, he'll always be the GOAT to me. most players pre-'00s wouldn't even be a top 50 player nowadays with all the athletic and tactical evolutions, but i think maradona would still potentially be the best player in the world nowadays even without modern training and diet etc. he was that special.
eric cantona - i'm lucky to have seen cantona play live many times when i was young, and i still consider him the greatest utd player of my lifetime. i roll my eyes most times footballers are called geniuses, but he was a genius who was also a warrior and what he did to single-handedly drag the club to success during his few years at the club will never happen again. he was also a madman of course, infamously
kung fu kicking a dickhead fan during a game followed by the most iconic of
press conferences, which just makes him more of a legend. he is not a man. he is cantona.
zinedine zidane - speaking of french genius madmen, zidane is one of my sporting ideals and was so great there's a feature-length film just devoted to watching him run around the pitch doing his thing. he was just as unhinged as cantona at times, with
this straight up assault being his final act on a football field (in a world cup final no less), but he was even more brilliant.
thierry henry - sticking with the french theme, i've never been more frightened of an opposition player, he'd fucking destroy us every damn game. he is uncontroversially the best player ever to play in the premier league, a ridiculous mixture of athleticism, technique, inspiration and charisma.
ronaldinho - the most joyous, entertaining footballer who ever lived.
dimitar berbatov - the most pretentious player ever. fucking loved him. determined to do the most lazily beautiful thing possible at every moment, didn't give a shit. "
you are not going to see me puffing around the pitch. we have a saying in bulgaria: great quality requires minimal effort."
nemanja vidic - my favourite defender ever. nightmare to play against, knew every trick in the book and would die for the team. got away with murder every game. broke his nose at least once per season. scored so many crucial headers for us too. absolute hero.
dennis bergkamp - the most intelligent footballer i've seen in the flesh. bit of an enigma, didn't go to european road games because he was scared of flying lol, if he absolutely had to go then he'd take a ferry. always seemed like such an arrogant prick but he backed it up with so many moments of insane brilliance.
andrea pirlo - the maestro. dude may as well have played in slippers smoking a pipe for how easily it came to him. just strolling around pinging perfect passes. crushed multiple england teams seemingly effortlessly, most people here were sick of the sight of him but i couldn't get enough. helps that he looks like a die hard villain.
juan roman riquelme - another guy who just seemed to run rings around everybody despite playing at half pace. nothing i love more than players doing magical things while looking like they just woke up from a long nap.