The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

[UltimateApathy]

The whole concept of drug tests for work seems fucking bizarre to anyone not from the U.S. Just like the rest of the stuff on this list:

https://www.yahoo.com/travel/12-things-foreigners-hate-about-the-us-94461481107.html

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

^

 

[KafkaX]

 

[unknown]

You take that back about my cunt fucking kids!

 

[Satanstoenail]

Susperia painting Erik without his consent

That was some proper good internet.

 

[Onder]

Had beers with JAGE yesterday and we were walking down the street on the westside and suddenly there was like, a woman bent over in one of the bars, with no panties or anything, and she was topless too. It was a waitress so we went in, had a beer and waited for my girl with another friend of her. The other lady showed us some pictures of penises on her phone, it was strange, but the way she talked about dicks with such interest aroused me. I even told my girl and thought she would get mad but she didn't.

 

[The Ozzman]

Wondering if Jimmy is ever going to read his private messages

 

[SentinelSlain]

Oh rio, rio dance across the rio grande.

 

[Einherjar86]

Wondering if Jimmy is ever going to read his private messages

Dude, he's just not that into you.

 

[UltimateApathy]

I clearly support the excellent and most sublimely nanny-like idea of testing people for really evil and satanic-like drugs like marijuana at work. If you don't agree with me, I'll call you a cunt.

Anti-weed but also pro-sexism? How's the bipolar disorder working out for ya, lad?

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Your wit is boundless.

 

[dwellerINTHEdark]

 

[Nephilim96]

Anti-weed but also pro-sexism? How's the bipolar disorder working out for ya, lad?

You're just like, the dumbest person ever.

 

[0Marty]

Quite a huge storm outside, with lightning like every 3 seconds. Love it, and as always during rain listening to doom.

 

[Funerary_Doom]

Still up and gotta be at work in 5 hours. Yep… I'm going to need some more Benadryl soon.

 

[The Butt]

Drive a Dexedrine into you. You'll be rip-roarin for work.

 

[UltimateApathy]

You're just like, the dumbest person ever.

Says the guy with "Fuck everything" under his name. Good luck trying that out with a porcupine...

 

[Mort Divine]

Infinite Idiocy

Yeah, sounds about accurate.

 

[UltimateApathy]

That's irony, my girl. Dictionary time...

 

[Funerary_Doom]

My friend is having a baby and is it bad of me to think how she's going to breast feed it if she has huge implants?