I tell him that he's a faggot and he needs to do it in his own time.He jerks off with you sitting there?
I'm too much of a nice guy to do that.But seriously, tell him to fuck off.
EDIT: Double ninja'd
I use one too.Listening to Devourment (surprise) on my portable CD player(yeah, they still exist... and I'm probably the only one in the free world who still uses one.) while wasting time in the computer lab before work.
any man who removes his penis from his pants in the presence of other men for purposes other than urination is a faggot.I tell him that he's a faggot and he needs to do it in his own time.
Start being a dick. Or you could record a message of me saying "fuck off, you worthless asshole faggot" and play it for him.I'm too much of a nice guy to do that.
So... he just jerks it with you sitting in the room... right there... wow. Just tell him to fuck off... that's just fucking weird.
Why do you have to stay so long while clearly not having any work?lucky bastard. I've been up since 5:30 and I won't be leaving work till 5:15 at the earliest (and so far this week I haven't once gotten out before 8).