The Whining and Bitching Thread

[The Ozzman]

Philosophy isn't a fucking degree, you cock job.
Get a real degree.

In before Cythraul

 

[waif]

Philosophy isn't a fucking degree, you cock job.
Get a real degree.

well then you go into law and make fucktons.
or at least that's my understanding.

 

[cookiecutter]

Or maybe you do something in your life that's sole purpose is not to acquire wealth.

 

[False Joe]

well then you go into law and make fucktons.
or at least that's my understanding.

My understanding is you just do law anyway. Since when has a bollocksy degree been require to do law?

 

[cookiecutter]

Since people have wanted to be intelligent, well rounded individuals

 

[False Joe]

There's millions of well rounded people who feel no desire to do philosophy.

 

[cookiecutter]

Ur dumb

 

[False Joe]

And you're gay

 

[Xorv]

and im lost

 

[Zephyrus]

Doesn't matter how useless a subject is so long as you can secure a doctorate for it.

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

I tell people that I'm going for my doctorate in the field of animals.

That is, identifying animals. Like ones that we already know about. For example. "That's a dog. That's a raccoon. That's some kind of bird. That's a fish, I guess. And that's either a cat or an iguana."

 

[Zephyrus]

If you can be tenured professor of taxonomy at some university, then you're set for life.

 

[mutantllama]

Fucking speakers are being fucking gay.

 

[The Butt]

I've had a grand old time sitting here eating potato chips and dip.

Now it's gotten to the point where my chips are too fucking small to grab. Fucking mustard dicks.

 

[waif]

Or maybe you do something in your life that's sole purpose is not to acquire wealth.

I was responding to his implication that you couldn't get anywhere with a degree in philosophy.

I tell people that I'm going for my doctorate in the field of animals.

That is, identifying animals. Like ones that we already know about. For example. "That's a dog. That's a raccoon. That's some kind of bird. That's a fish, I guess. And that's either a cat or an iguana."

"That's a goldfish"
"No, ma'am, that's a cow."
"But...it's a gold fish."
"Ma'am, I have a phd in animals. I think I know a fucking cow when I see one."

 

[BlackMetalWhiteGuy]

This perfectly matches the music that I'm listening to right now, which is "Tiger Fight" from Disney's Jungle Book soundtrack.

I tell people that I'm going for my doctorate in the field of animals.

That is, identifying animals. Like ones that we already know about. For example. "That's a dog. That's a raccoon. That's some kind of bird. That's a fish, I guess. And that's either a cat or an iguana."

I'm graduating with a zoo minor in December and this is about all that I'll use it for.

 

[Cythraul]

Philosophy isn't a fucking degree, you cock job.
Get a real degree.

While he's busy getting a "real" degree maybe you should go get yourself a new brain, because the one you (presumably) have seems to be malfunctioning.

 

[False Joe]

I was responding to his implication that you couldn't get anywhere with a degree in philosophy.

So, your defense is you can get somewhere with philosophy, because it'll let you do a degree you can do anyway with a philosophy degree?

While he's busy getting a "real" degree maybe you should go get yourself a new brain, because the one you (presumably) have seems to be malfunctioning.

I think you'll find I've done 2 weeks of a computer science degree.

 

[arg]

where the fuck did the masturbation thread go? is it because i posted that pic? she wasnt even naked!

 

[Cythraul]

I think you'll find I've done 2 weeks of a computer science degree.

Okay? What's your point?