The Whining and Bitching Thread

[divine_torture]

Because, even though you're a douche bag like the rest of us...you're like the rest of us. Intelligent, overthinking, and into metulz. Despite the spite, we all like each other.

MY BITCH: MY DRUMMER CANNOT DRINK! We bought a couple 40's and a thing of Canadian Mist. He was trashed and threw up after the 40 and 3 or 4 shots. I'm still fucking sober. Ugh.

 

[waif]

No, I meant, given that she's turned me down, the advice seems unnecessary.

 

[divine_torture]

Oh. She turned you down, sure. But that may have only been because she's playing games. Try again. Who knows? Maybe she wants to be chased after. I wouldn't, but I'm jaded when it comes to women.

 

[BlackMetalWhiteGuy]

I already knew this one; it's an excellent technique. Also, I am somewhat confused as to why you are offering me such advice given the situation.

Because there are other women out there and I assume that you will get past this and meet some of them one day.

 

[-CC-]

WAIF you are hopeless! Girl problems again? I think the problem is that you are making it a problem, you are not relaxed and comfortable enough to get a girl..stop trying, and just go with it..if you fail you fail, don't let it get to you..you are becoming a nervous wreck!

 

[BlackMetalWhiteGuy]

WAIF, try jerking off before going out. That way you will be so relaxed that even if you do screw something up, you won't even give a shit. Women love men who don't give a shit, especially if you don't give a shit about them.

 

[Blind Guardian]

Wow that was a very generalizing statement.

 

[Evil?]

More and more people around here get on my nerves more and more everyday. Half of you guys need to leave and stop posting please. You are allowed to come back and post when I disappear for a few months.

 

[BlackMetalWhiteGuy]

Do you mean half the population or half of each individual?

 

[Evil?]

I initially meant half of the population, but I now think the latter sounds more interesting. As long as it is the shitty annoying half, I say lets go with that option for now.

 

[Eligos]

I knew Cyanide would react the way he did.

 

[-CC-]

Am I that predictable?

 

[cookiecutter]

Oh. She turned you down, sure. But that may have only been because she's playing games. Try again. Who knows? Maybe she wants to be chased after. I wouldn't, but I'm jaded when it comes to women.

I'm going to disagree with this. She had her shot. If you continue to go after her and she doesn't like you in that way then it will just be demeaning for you and annoying for her. If she is indeed a game player like this then you didn't really miss out on much.

You're 18, you're going to college soon. You've really got nothing to worry about.

 

[Einherjar86]

Yeah, you'll have plenty of strange beds to wake up in (and living room floors, depending on how hard you party).

 

[waif]

I'm going to disagree with this. She had her shot. If you continue to go after her and she doesn't like you in that way then it will just be demeaning for you and annoying for her. If she is indeed a game player like this then you didn't really miss out on much.

She's definitely not a game player, and she definitely doesn't want me to try again. We agreed to just be friends. It was almost eerie how fast shit went back to normal. I walked her home and there was no awkwardness. It was weird, but good, I guess.

You're 18, you're going to college soon. You've really got nothing to worry about.

This is how I see it.

 

[divine_torture]

Do you ever notice how very insignificant all of our bitching is? We argue about politics, complain about each other's taste in music, get upset about women, etc., etc. But it's really so very meh.

My final bitch: I'm done bitching. I think my 'see through faded, super jaded' mind has hit a breaking point. I looked at my ol' lady and felt nothing. My friends came by and all I could think was "I bet they'd make heavy corpses". I got some sincere smiles from my son, thankfully. But that's it. Ugh.

 

[Blind Guardian]

I love life, I'm a lifelover, I'm a joker, I'm a smoker, I'm a midnight toker, I don't get my loving on the run but still, WOOO WOOOO!

 

[divine_torture]

I'll love you...

 

[waif]

Do you ever notice how very insignificant all of our bitching is? We argue about politics, complain about each other's taste in music, get upset about women, etc., etc. But it's really so very meh.

That's why it's "whining and bitching" as opposed to "things that are horribly wrong in our lives."

My friends came by and all I could think was "I bet they'd make heavy corpses".

 

[Vimana]

Typical high school bitching:

People need to learn how to fucking walk. It is really annoying when people have no one in front of them and must stand in a row and walk slowly. I'm six feet now and can just shove people out of the way but it is the most irritating thing. Especially since most of the slow-walkers are female, and I can't shove a girl out of the way.

edit: But I love the submissive reactions of people. I straight up walked into a kid's path (who was walking slow and getting in the way) and shoved him into the wall. He replied "sorry." It was precious.