The Whining and Bitching Thread

Novembers in Maryland are usually mild, humid, and not too bright. I love them. Besides, after getting frostbite on all my fingers every Saturday it really doesn't feel that cold.
 
maybe once you stop dressing up like a girl for halloween ya faggot

You're totally right. I must love the cock because I had fun on a holiday doing something many men do on that holiday.

Are you the guy who's too cool to dance and you just stand with a beer in one hand and watch everyone while they have a good time? You must have so much fun.
 
Why do you think there are never any cool chicks in bands or that write worthwhile lyrics?

They exist, but they only date assholes, as demonstrated in this figure:

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Hey man loosen up a little!

And besides the diagram is showing pros and cons right? So the idiot combination has the looks and the sweet personality...UNFORTUNATELY she doesn't have the brain capacity of an asian UCLA student! The diagram is showing that the PERFECT woman would date an asshole..well let's be honest here, even if she didn't, do you think she would date YOU? I think being hot and nice is a good enough catch..hot and intelligent is also a nice combo, but only for so long :S
 
Well I would think I'm a total fucking asshole, yet what I date isn't even in one of those circles, it's completely out of that jpeg, on a mouse.
 
You're totally right. I must love the cock because I had fun on a holiday doing something many men do on that holiday.

Are you the guy who's too cool to dance and you just stand with a beer in one hand and watch everyone while they have a good time? You must have so much fun.

:danceboy:
 
Well I would think I'm a total fucking asshole, yet what I date isn't even in one of those circles, it's completely out of that jpeg, on a mouse.

I'm an asshole too. I can only get up to 2/3 of that diagram. I don't think I'd like a completely awesome, perfect chick, though.

I'm in a bad mood too. :)