The Whining and Bitching Thread

[BlackMetalWhiteGuy]

Believe it. I am not an angry man but I have my pet peeves and I will act to correct them. Plus it helps if your opponent has not gone through puberty.

People who walk slow and don't leave room in the passing lane irritate me so much. In high school it generally wasn't much of a problem, because we had wide hall ways, but I remember this one time during my freshman year at college when I was headed back to my room and entered the hallway right behind my roommate's girlfriend. She wasn't enormously fat, but she was a bigger girl and her ass was quite wide and when she walked down the middle of the hallway, there was too little room on either side to pass her.

Granted, we were both going to the same place, but since she only came to my room to have sex with my roommate, it was pretty important that I get there before she did so I could kill the mood before they had the chance to ask me to leave.

 

[Vimana]

Wow. You must have been a huge cockblock.

 

[unknown]

Granted, we were both going to the same place, but since she only came to my room to have sex with my roommate, it was pretty important that I get there before she did so I could kill the mood before they had the chance to ask me to leave.

 

[waif]

Cockblocking is uncool, man.

 

[-CC-]

WAIF's overanalytical mind is his biggest own cockblock

 

[divine_torture]

TELL ME MORE

Then I started a band, learned to drum, discovered drugs, went to jail, had a baby at 19 years old, started smoking, gained some weight, got my ass beat, beat some asses, got arrested some more, pissed some cops off, disappointed my mother and grandfather...

Hey, everyone. Stay in school. Seriously.

 

[BlackMetalWhiteGuy]

Wow. You must have been a huge cockblock.

You're welcome.

You'd understand if they had kids.

Cockblocking is uncool, man.

Cockblocking may not be cool, but sometimes it is necessary.

 

[cookiecutter]

I'm glad you're not my roommate

 

[divine_torture]

Srsly. That was fucked. I'm an asshole, but I wouldn't even do that. *shakes head in disapproval*

 

[waif]

Unless you were somehow protecting your roommate (because you knew this bitch had AIDS or something), that was seriously fucked. If you have a problem with being kicked out, just go take a walk and then later on just tell your roommate that you don't like being kicked out so they can have sex all the time.

 

[divine_torture]

But in this case, they had been going at it in the past anyway. So even if she had AIDS, he already had it. So...Ozz needs to make a meme about unnecessary cock-blocks.

 

[Eligos]

Open communication is for faggots and women!

 

[divine_torture]

I lol'd heartily and audibly.

 

[BlackMetalWhiteGuy]

He was one of the most shamelessly inconsiderate people I've ever met and had sex with her all the time. There were several occasions on which I would come back from the shower and be stranded in the hallway with nothing but a towel. She came over all the time and they never actually asked me to leave, they just waited until I went to the bathroom or something and put a sign on the door as soon as I was out of sight. He even knew my class schedule, but still did it when I was around.

There was also one time when they put a sign up, but I absolutely needed to come in for some reason, so I knocked before entering, and they were just watching Ghost Ship. Who the fuck locks their roommate out for two and a half hours, so you can watch a movie?

 

[waif]

Okay, it was not known to us that he had violated the Code first.

 

[BlackMetalWhiteGuy]

The following year he underwent surgery to have a brain tumor removed, so it's possible that he was genuinely unaware that other people are autonomous beings with feelings and interests of their own.

 

[divine_torture]

I lol'd a little.

Commence with the cock blocking.

 

[BlackMetalWhiteGuy]

It's a dear privilege for me to have earned the approval of UM to cock block such an inadequate human being.

 

[waif]

For it is written that Thou Shalt Not Blocketh The Cock, but higher than that is it written that Thou Shalt Honor Thy Bro's Before Ho's.

 

[BlackMetalWhiteGuy]

Bro is before ho is?

Or is that possessive?