BlackMetalWhiteGuy
Manly Man!
People who walk slow and don't leave room in the passing lane irritate me so much. In high school it generally wasn't much of a problem, because we had wide hall ways, but I remember this one time during my freshman year at college when I was headed back to my room and entered the hallway right behind my roommate's girlfriend. She wasn't enormously fat, but she was a bigger girl and her ass was quite wide and when she walked down the middle of the hallway, there was too little room on either side to pass her.Believe it. I am not an angry man but I have my pet peeves and I will act to correct them. Plus it helps if your opponent has not gone through puberty.
Granted, we were both going to the same place, but since she only came to my room to have sex with my roommate, it was pretty important that I get there before she did so I could kill the mood before they had the chance to ask me to leave.