The Whining and Bitching Thread

[divine_torture]

Well I would think I'm a total fucking asshole, yet what I date isn't even in one of those circles, it's completely out of that jpeg, on a mouse.

I'm an asshole too. I can only get up to 2/3 of that diagram. I don't think I'd like a completely awesome, perfect chick, though.

I'm in a bad mood too.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

I do remember my glory days of being able to push people out of the way in high school.

Holy shit I cannot imagine you doing this.

 

[divine_torture]

I didn't go to high school, so I can't have that memory...

 

[Vimana]

Holy shit I cannot imagine you doing this.

At the most I thought he would paste notes on their lockers.

 

[cookiecutter]

Holy shit I cannot imagine you doing this.

Believe it. I am not an angry man but I have my pet peeves and I will act to correct them. Plus it helps if your opponent has not gone through puberty.

 

[Satanstoenail]

I'm somewhat annoyed that I logged on today to find no new post tabs.

 

[rms]

I didn't go to high school, so I can't have that memory...

TELL ME MORE

 

[BlackMetalWhiteGuy]

Believe it. I am not an angry man but I have my pet peeves and I will act to correct them. Plus it helps if your opponent has not gone through puberty.

People who walk slow and don't leave room in the passing lane irritate me so much. In high school it generally wasn't much of a problem, because we had wide hall ways, but I remember this one time during my freshman year at college when I was headed back to my room and entered the hallway right behind my roommate's girlfriend. She wasn't enormously fat, but she was a bigger girl and her ass was quite wide and when she walked down the middle of the hallway, there was too little room on either side to pass her.

Granted, we were both going to the same place, but since she only came to my room to have sex with my roommate, it was pretty important that I get there before she did so I could kill the mood before they had the chance to ask me to leave.

 

[Vimana]

Wow. You must have been a huge cockblock.

 

[unknown]

Granted, we were both going to the same place, but since she only came to my room to have sex with my roommate, it was pretty important that I get there before she did so I could kill the mood before they had the chance to ask me to leave.

 

[waif]

Cockblocking is uncool, man.

 

[-CC-]

WAIF's overanalytical mind is his biggest own cockblock

 

[divine_torture]

TELL ME MORE

Then I started a band, learned to drum, discovered drugs, went to jail, had a baby at 19 years old, started smoking, gained some weight, got my ass beat, beat some asses, got arrested some more, pissed some cops off, disappointed my mother and grandfather...

Hey, everyone. Stay in school. Seriously.

 

[BlackMetalWhiteGuy]

Wow. You must have been a huge cockblock.

You're welcome.

You'd understand if they had kids.

Cockblocking is uncool, man.

Cockblocking may not be cool, but sometimes it is necessary.

 

[cookiecutter]

I'm glad you're not my roommate

 

[divine_torture]

Srsly. That was fucked. I'm an asshole, but I wouldn't even do that. *shakes head in disapproval*

 

[waif]

Unless you were somehow protecting your roommate (because you knew this bitch had AIDS or something), that was seriously fucked. If you have a problem with being kicked out, just go take a walk and then later on just tell your roommate that you don't like being kicked out so they can have sex all the time.

 

[divine_torture]

But in this case, they had been going at it in the past anyway. So even if she had AIDS, he already had it. So...Ozz needs to make a meme about unnecessary cock-blocks.

 

[Eligos]

Open communication is for faggots and women!

 

[divine_torture]

I lol'd heartily and audibly.