The reservation thing may be connected to her being ethnically Chinese (they tend to be quiet), which is actually something that worried me since she may not be open to race mingling if you know what I mean, but she said yes so we'll see...A movie was just what I defaulted to because I didn't know what else to do. She's 20 and I'm 18, so there's no chance for casual drinks (either of us could obtain alcohol but it could not be consumed in a casual setting). I'm hoping we can talk at dinner afterward. Being funny is my main strength.
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Satanstoenail
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It's really hot here and I've been up since 5.30am working like a chump in the fucking HEAT and it's been hot for like 5 days in a row now and it's gonna be around 30-35°C for at least another week and I'm sick to death of fucking stupid annoying customers who don't even offer me a fucking cool drink and I'm tired and sweating and it's HOT and argh.
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Satanstoenail
My Larpstyle determines my Derpstyle
False Joe
Who cares.
My problem is the opposite.
It's fucking freezing here. I'm wrapped up in bed, window closed, radiator on full, and I'm still fucking cold.
Bloody welsh weather on the bloody seafront.
It's fucking freezing here. I'm wrapped up in bed, window closed, radiator on full, and I'm still fucking cold.
Bloody welsh weather on the bloody seafront.
And today she changed her mind and gave me the "let's be friends" talk. Fuck my life.
Krow
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leVel
My friends have this whole ordeal going with some chick, and here's the facts:
Bitches are almost NEVER worth the bull shit. They do what they want, and typically don't care about what you feel. Fuck her, dude. She don't want you, then she's not worth your time. Plain and simple
BlackMetalWhiteGuy
Manly Man!
I went into the kitchen to pour myself a glass of milk, but I wasn't paying attention and it tastes way richer than it should... because I poured myself a glass of half & half.
The most important thing is to keep her attention, but to do so in way that doesn't make her feel like her time is being monopolized. Generally, the easiest way to do this is to keep her laughing, but since you said being funny is your strong point, you probably don't have to practice. Here are some funny gestures to implement at your own discretion, though
I find that going way over the top works really well, because not all women appreciate men trying to be smooth, but you're pretty much guaranteed that they appreciate men who are funny. If you're on the shy side it may not work as well for you, but I'm always very direct and apparently charming enough to get away with saying things like "let's make a baby," or when bragging about my sexual prowess; "I'll show you later." Just be sure that they know you're joking and won't feel threatened by those types of comments, so most Asian girls are probably off limits.
However, here are some less racy maneuvers that are usually pretty WIN in my experience.
1) When preparing to go somewhere (walking), say "shall we go?" and offer your arm to her. Not just your hand, your entire arm. The reasoning behind this is that many women will feel uncomfortable holding hands with a man who they're not actively interested in and consequently will be intimidated by the offer. However, locking arms is such an overly formal and antiquated gesture that most women will appreciate how hilariously out of context it is and accept, although only momentarily. This is a good way to gauge her interest because for starters, it isn't nearly as alienating and uncomfortable if she refuses, but also because you can judge her interest in your based on her follow-up behavior. If she lets go relatively soon afterward, she's probably not interested. However, if she happily clings to your arm and leans into you, then she probably wants to have your babies.
2) When sitting next to her, definitely put your arm around her (judging by her mood of course), but don't try to be sneaky about it and don't be too casual either. Make a spectacle and make it humorous. For example:
You - "Hey, look over there!" *point at something*
Her - "omg, what?" *looking*
You - *put arm behind her*
Yes, it's a TV cliche, but women are stupid for that stuff so go for it. The other cliche of course is to stretch and rest your arm behind her on the rebound. In either case, make sure it's obvious enough that she notices and that she knows it's your intention that she notices. Otherwise, she may not realize you're being silly, and possibly she will become uncomfortable. Once again though, you can roughly judge her interest based upon her reaction. If she doesn't think it's funny, she's not into you; sit next to someone else. If she laughs and later does the same thing to you, she probably wants your babies.
3) "Accidentally," rest your arm on top of hers if the seats in the movie theater have arm rests. Then apologize and if she says it's fine and seems like she might be into you, reply "well in that case" and lightly tickle her knee. Because her legs are below her shoulders, this is more risqué than the previous two moves, so don't try it unless you're confident that she's okay with your forward humor.
4) When things are going well enough that the two of you are comfortable touching each other in a more than "just friends" kind of way but aren't kissing yet, there is a fake kissing technique that is hilarious when it isn't creepy. Huge emphasis though on "when it isn't creepy," so you really need to be confident that you can pull it off without being offensive. This is how it works:
Hold her head in your hands, place your hand over her mouth and then kiss your hand. Obviously you can't just grab her head out of nowhere, you have to build up context first. I'll leave that part to you.
Or you can just lick the side of her face, women don't mind this at all
Sorry that didn't work out for you. How exactly did you behave? Without waiting for a reply though, here are some suggestions.
The most important thing is to keep her attention, but to do so in way that doesn't make her feel like her time is being monopolized. Generally, the easiest way to do this is to keep her laughing, but since you said being funny is your strong point, you probably don't have to practice. Here are some funny gestures to implement at your own discretion, though
I find that going way over the top works really well, because not all women appreciate men trying to be smooth, but you're pretty much guaranteed that they appreciate men who are funny. If you're on the shy side it may not work as well for you, but I'm always very direct and apparently charming enough to get away with saying things like "let's make a baby," or when bragging about my sexual prowess; "I'll show you later." Just be sure that they know you're joking and won't feel threatened by those types of comments, so most Asian girls are probably off limits.
However, here are some less racy maneuvers that are usually pretty WIN in my experience.
1) When preparing to go somewhere (walking), say "shall we go?" and offer your arm to her. Not just your hand, your entire arm. The reasoning behind this is that many women will feel uncomfortable holding hands with a man who they're not actively interested in and consequently will be intimidated by the offer. However, locking arms is such an overly formal and antiquated gesture that most women will appreciate how hilariously out of context it is and accept, although only momentarily. This is a good way to gauge her interest because for starters, it isn't nearly as alienating and uncomfortable if she refuses, but also because you can judge her interest in your based on her follow-up behavior. If she lets go relatively soon afterward, she's probably not interested. However, if she happily clings to your arm and leans into you, then she probably wants to have your babies.
2) When sitting next to her, definitely put your arm around her (judging by her mood of course), but don't try to be sneaky about it and don't be too casual either. Make a spectacle and make it humorous. For example:
You - "Hey, look over there!" *point at something*
Her - "omg, what?" *looking*
You - *put arm behind her*
Yes, it's a TV cliche, but women are stupid for that stuff so go for it. The other cliche of course is to stretch and rest your arm behind her on the rebound. In either case, make sure it's obvious enough that she notices and that she knows it's your intention that she notices. Otherwise, she may not realize you're being silly, and possibly she will become uncomfortable. Once again though, you can roughly judge her interest based upon her reaction. If she doesn't think it's funny, she's not into you; sit next to someone else. If she laughs and later does the same thing to you, she probably wants your babies.
3) "Accidentally," rest your arm on top of hers if the seats in the movie theater have arm rests. Then apologize and if she says it's fine and seems like she might be into you, reply "well in that case" and lightly tickle her knee. Because her legs are below her shoulders, this is more risqué than the previous two moves, so don't try it unless you're confident that she's okay with your forward humor.
4) When things are going well enough that the two of you are comfortable touching each other in a more than "just friends" kind of way but aren't kissing yet, there is a fake kissing technique that is hilarious when it isn't creepy. Huge emphasis though on "when it isn't creepy," so you really need to be confident that you can pull it off without being offensive. This is how it works:
Hold her head in your hands, place your hand over her mouth and then kiss your hand. Obviously you can't just grab her head out of nowhere, you have to build up context first. I'll leave that part to you.
Or you can just lick the side of her face, women don't mind this at all
She informed me via voice mail. It's going to be awkward seeing her again, but I plan to just ask her to forget the whole thing in order to minimize awkwardness.
I already knew this one; it's an excellent technique. Also, I am somewhat confused as to why you are offering me such advice given the situation.
divine_torture
leVel
Because, even though you're a douche bag like the rest of us...you're like the rest of us. Intelligent, overthinking, and into metulz. Despite the spite, we all like each other.
MY BITCH: MY DRUMMER CANNOT DRINK! We bought a couple 40's and a thing of Canadian Mist. He was trashed and threw up after the 40 and 3 or 4 shots. I'm still fucking sober. Ugh.
MY BITCH: MY DRUMMER CANNOT DRINK! We bought a couple 40's and a thing of Canadian Mist. He was trashed and threw up after the 40 and 3 or 4 shots. I'm still fucking sober. Ugh.
divine_torture
leVel
Oh. She turned you down, sure. But that may have only been because she's playing games. Try again. Who knows? Maybe she wants to be chased after. I wouldn't, but I'm jaded when it comes to women.
BlackMetalWhiteGuy
Manly Man!
Because there are other women out there and I assume that you will get past this and meet some of them one day.
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WAIF you are hopeless! Girl problems again? I think the problem is that you are making it a problem, you are not relaxed and comfortable enough to get a girl..stop trying, and just go with it..if you fail you fail, don't let it get to you..you are becoming a nervous wreck!
BlackMetalWhiteGuy
Manly Man!
WAIF, try jerking off before going out. That way you will be so relaxed that even if you do screw something up, you won't even give a shit. Women love men who don't give a shit, especially if you don't give a shit about them.
