Akirahito
Welcome back my friends
@ Saparmurat LMFAO It's all right babe. We're no worse for the wear. But I am extremely amused by the whole thing today. Even if you did drink my last beer.
So, this morning I woke up, and my wife and I got in the most ridiculously idiotic argument about sharing the bathroom. After bickering in circles for an hour, we make up and decide to make our day better by taking the kids to a local park. We get there and see that a walking trail circles the lake and decide "Hey, let's walk all the way around the lake!". There's idiot moment #2: we didn't realize that this trail is 6 FUCKING MILES LONG! I had to carry my 35 pound hyperactive 3 year old daughter on my shoulders most of the way. As a matter of fact, the wife and kids couldn't make it all the way around, so we decide that I should jump on my 10 year old son's bike, run over to the car quick and come back. Idiot moment #3: when you're too big for a bike, it's fucking hard to ride. I reach our car exhausted, open the hatchback, dropping the keys in as I do so. Thinking, "Fuck it, I'll pick them up after I get this bike in here." Guess what I forgot? Right! Idiot moment #4: locking the keys in the car. FUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKK!!!! On top of all this, I think I have a 3rd degree sunburn. Needless to say, we are extremely fortunate to have good friends who can come take our kids, give them some food and water, and float us a small loan until payday for the locksmith.
Yeah, she necroed her account here. I'm screwed.
almost 6am now and I haven't slept. Can't sleep. What the fuck...
We could've skyped, woulda made my night a whole lot more interesting. o_0