The Whining and Bitching Thread

[cookiecutter]

WTF sorry to hear that man

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

haha, wtf dude

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

I guess I should learn to laugh at my dumb ass, Krig?

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

how do you lock your car with the keys in it?
no auto locks?

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

I opened the hatch (it's an older CRV, so no remote locks), accidentally dropped the keys in the tailgate and stupidly closed the tailgate as they sat there on the other side on the window, mocking me. I hadn't even attempted to unlock any of the doors before opening the tailgate.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

heh, nice job

 

[Srontgorrth]

That fucking sucks dude. I locked the keys in my car once when I was picking up my bro and we had to walk home. Fortunately there was an extra key there. From that moment on I carried an extra key in my wallet.

 

[damnromulans]

ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch, yeah 6 miles is 2 hours if you're walking at a relaxed pace. but when I saw your updates on FB and Twitter I thought it meant something like "my wife left me and my daughter is missing."

 

[mutantllama]

I keep thinking there is something in the back of my throat, but then remember I can't get it out.

 

[Akirahito]

@ Saparmurat LMFAO It's all right babe. We're no worse for the wear. But I am extremely amused by the whole thing today. Even if you did drink my last beer.

 

[sevag00]

Hahahaha. It seems that Saparmurat, you can't talk behind your wife on the forum. She caught you.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

Yeah, she necroed her account here. I'm screwed.

 

[A1a23]

So, this morning I woke up, and my wife and I got in the most ridiculously idiotic argument about sharing the bathroom. After bickering in circles for an hour, we make up and decide to make our day better by taking the kids to a local park. We get there and see that a walking trail circles the lake and decide "Hey, let's walk all the way around the lake!". There's idiot moment #2: we didn't realize that this trail is 6 FUCKING MILES LONG! I had to carry my 35 pound hyperactive 3 year old daughter on my shoulders most of the way. As a matter of fact, the wife and kids couldn't make it all the way around, so we decide that I should jump on my 10 year old son's bike, run over to the car quick and come back. Idiot moment #3: when you're too big for a bike, it's fucking hard to ride. I reach our car exhausted, open the hatchback, dropping the keys in as I do so. Thinking, "Fuck it, I'll pick them up after I get this bike in here." Guess what I forgot? Right! Idiot moment #4: locking the keys in the car. FUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKK!!!! On top of all this, I think I have a 3rd degree sunburn. Needless to say, we are extremely fortunate to have good friends who can come take our kids, give them some food and water, and float us a small loan until payday for the locksmith.

 

[Akirahito]

Yeah, she necroed her account here. I'm screwed.

I've been perusing this forum for years, I'm just not much of a poster here. I don't actively look for your postings or anything because, let's face it, I've heard everything you've ever had to say about anything....twice.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

lolwut

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

dat ownage

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

Epic wife browbeating.

 

[Episteme]

almost 6am now and I haven't slept. Can't sleep. What the fuck...

 

[st3333phani3333]

Take some Unisom or you could drink whiskey until you pass out. I'd stick with Unisom though.

 

[damnromulans]

almost 6am now and I haven't slept. Can't sleep. What the fuck...

I was up until almost 4 because I had a Coke at the movies and got distracted/caffeinated. I wish I only had friends in this time zone and didn't know what Skype was.