The Whining and Bitching Thread

I seem to mostly attract really fucking crazy bitches and fat chicks, so I've naturally decided that it is much better to put up with nutters than it is fatties.
 
I'm really hating that my brother keeps getting calmine lotion everywhere and I have to clean it up because the poison ivy in his eyes are making him helpless. So lame.
 
Can I please have some for my fucking mosquito bites please? It's really not cool that sitting in an office yields such puffy and itchy results
 
You could take the whole bottle if it was possible. I am sick of cleaning it off the floor and walls. That must suck, I am sorry to hear that.
 
I got a pretty bad sunburn recently. lol I somehow managed to only burn one half of my leg so theres a split straight down the middle of my leg.
 
Nope, that is my older brother. This is my younger brother. And it is not like he is that young where he doesn't know any better. He is a year younger than me. That makes him 17 and he will be 18 in September.
 
I hate how my room has like no free space to store new things, so all I do is pile it up until it reaches the height of the tower of babel and crashes down someday (god's wrath huh?). When this happens I'm so pissed off that I often just throw it into another corner, which contributes to this mess. Im sitting in this mess right now, it's driving me crazy!
 
Actually I decided "fuck it I just won't do my hair" and took a shower and got to work on time. You're probably smelling the student body at XXXX High School, who were BLOWN AWAY yesterday when I explained the concept of stick antiperspirant/deodorant to them. Smelly kids.
 
Have to pay $300 for new brake pads, rotors and brake fluid, fuck.

My transmission fluid is also pretty bad, but I might try and fix that myself.