The Whining and Bitching Thread

[King Richard]

I hope you bleed to death from a paper cut.

 

[The Ozzman]

I hope you bleed to death from your period

 

[damnromulans]

That situation is annoying Ozzman, I second rms - you gotta be a cunning backstabbing suckup to get anywhere in life so just do it

 

[The Ozzman]

I don't believe in it. I respect myself way too much to succumb to that.

 

[damnromulans]

They'll break you down eventually.

 

[The Ozzman]

I'm pretty green when it comes to Corporate America, but probably not.

 

[Dak]

Initech is probably hiring, that will catch you up pretty quick.

 

[damnromulans]

If you ever start using phrases like "let's touch base," we'll know they've got you.

 

[The Ozzman]

Initech is probably hiring, that will catch you up pretty quick.

They stole my fucking STAPLER

If you ever start using phrases like "let's touch base," we'll know they've got you.

I already use 'shoot me an email'

 

[Dak]

Or if you start using buzzwords like........"buzzwords".

 

[waif]

I want to dialogue with you about utilizing resources. The synergy is bad; we need to push it into a whole new paradigm.

 

[st3333phani3333]

My iTouch is dead, I feel like I can't lay down and relax now.

 

[Dak]

I want to dialogue with you about utilizing resources. The synergy is bad; we need to push it into a whole new paradigm.

The first sentence needs more buzzwords to be truly efficient, the second is steak-sauce.

 

[MetalAges]

I am whining at my site, test reply.

 

[Srontgorrth]

 

[damnromulans]

Works!

I went on my ~2.5 mile lunch walk today and fucking twisted my ankle about 7 minutes in. Like a trooper I completed the mission but now it aches, probably because I walked so far on it immediately after hurting it.

Ankles are stupid

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

My internets has been suxorz the last 2 days.

 

[Draehl]

My pulled/torn ab muscle is feeling better now, but I woke up from a nap earlier and my shoulder blade is killing me from sleeping on it funny. Yay.

 

[Einherjar86]

I want to dialogue with you about utilizing resources. The synergy is bad; we need to push it into a whole new paradigm.

"Carol, call a meeting. It's time to reorganize the department."

 

[A1a23]

Nearly got owned by a tornado last night. Fuck!