Load yourself up on cold/flu meds and go.
I am sick. Started before I went to bed last night. Sore glands in my neck, feverish, shivering/sweating, aching all over. Took today off work even though I can't afford it at all. I'm supposed to be going to see Metallica tomorrow night as well. Fuck.
Fuck, that's exactly what happened to me last night. I woke up with a cold, but in the evening got a fever, shivered and sweat alot etc. I made it through school today, but I'm taking tomorrow off from work, though I really don't want to. Problem is, I have to work a lot with food and interact with customers. If it was some sort of desk job I might be able to manage, but yeah.
Just go to work sick. If I got through mainland Chinese airport customs with the flu, you can flip some burgers and secretly snot on them.
I just had random explosive diarrhea. Not really a whine or a bitch though as it was enjoyable.
That was the excuse I used. However, how is diarrhea enjoyable? I don't like the chemical burns on my anus from large amounts of stomach acid, they hurt. Not to mention the crippling abdominal cramps...why do these faggots think that they are extremely cool if their motorcycle is louder than a hundred Slayer concerts rolled into one?
You are not cool! You sound like pure shit! Everyone within a 3 mile radius can hear your stupid ass!
Get a god damn muffler!
I hope a truck driver doesnt see your stupid ass and carnage insues.