damnromulans
Klingons do not faint
Just go to work sick. If I got through mainland Chinese airport customs with the flu, you can flip some burgers and secretly snot on them.
Fuck, that's exactly what happened to me last night. I woke up with a cold, but in the evening got a fever, shivered and sweat alot etc. I made it through school today, but I'm taking tomorrow off from work, though I really don't want to. Problem is, I have to work a lot with food and interact with customers. If it was some sort of desk job I might be able to manage, but yeah.
Just go to work sick. If I got through mainland Chinese airport customs with the flu, you can flip some burgers and secretly snot on them.
I just had random explosive diarrhea. Not really a whine or a bitch though as it was enjoyable.
why do these faggots think that they are extremely cool if their motorcycle is louder than a hundred Slayer concerts rolled into one?
You are not cool! You sound like pure shit! Everyone within a 3 mile radius can hear your stupid ass!
Get a god damn muffler!
I hope a truck driver doesnt see your stupid ass and carnage insues.
That was the excuse I used. However, how is diarrhea enjoyable? I don't like the chemical burns on my anus from large amounts of stomach acid, they hurt. Not to mention the crippling abdominal cramps...