I have a gay friend and he once tried to hit on me. We were in a non-stop together to have a beer and we kinda needed to write some pop-song lyrics about love and the time we spent together on our high school so we went to his appartement and he made me a romantic dinner with some wine. Then we drank few shots of whisky and made some nude photos of each other. Then I layed down on a bed and he came to me and started to touch me and I was like, no.
Few days later he claimed that I was being a dickhead for telling everybody and that it was my fault and that I'm simply a dickhead. Since then, everytime we drink together he starts talking about us both having small dicks and I'm like, dude, you've seen nothing.