The Whining and Bitching Thread

[Kara-Shehr]

and look at pictures of high school girls.

only purpose facebook serves.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

Or, if you are from Nebraska, "Jur'mee".

In Arizona you say: "Jeremy? Is that a Mexican name? GIDOUT OF MAH COUNTRY AN STOP TAKIN MY JERBS!"

 

[Dak]

In Arizona, Jeremy is pronounced "Ho-zay".

 

[Windie]

Geez i'm glad I did'nt add you on msn

me too, no offense

 

[unknown]

In Arizona, Jeremy is pronounced "Ho-zay".

Hoes, eh?

 

[Akirahito]

Apparently The Drone Ranger is having a long distance relationship with a Jeremy. And there's a 30+ year old, bearded Jeremy amidst us. Just sayin...

If my husband was having an affair, he'd be dickless now. And if he was having an affair with a minor? He'd be dickless in jail because I would have turned him in after I cut off his manhood.

 

[Satanstoenail]

*backs out of thread slowly*

 

[damnromulans]

Haha no one can find me on facebook now!

And not always, King Drunkard, you're confusing "likes men" with "is female." Some gay men are really effeminate but a lot are indistinguishable from the general population of straight men.

 

[Akirahito]

My patient has 20 pages of medicines listed! How can one person be on so many damn drugs? Bleh, way too much paperwork that I really don't want to do.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Chicks dig Jeremy's.

Jeremy's what? Poor grammar?

If my husband was having an affair, he'd be dickless now. And if he was having an affair with a minor? He'd be dickless in jail because I would have turned him in after I cut off his manhood.

I don't think it works that way, but feel free to try

 

[SentinelSlain]

If a girl I was seeing even jokingly said something about castrating me that would be it.

Seriously, maybe you've seen too much tv or something. I don't fucking fantasize about slicing off the clitoris of a woman who cheated on me, that's completely sick and fucked up.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

I fantasize about slicing off your clitoris.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I fantasize about slicing you in half and raping the fleshy holes.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Ooh, you make me so wet...
































with blood.

 

[ASD]

 

[Akirahito]

Jeremy's what? Poor grammar?



I don't think it works that way, but feel free to try

I was trying to be funny. Like I'd really cut off his dick. I'd, in reality, just leave his ass. But, I trust my husband BTW so I'm not worried about it.

 

[damnromulans]

You guys are so cute. Kind of makes me want to get married. But I still have my period so it's probably still the hormones talking.

Related whining and bitching, totally forgot tampons today. Looks like I'll be using one of the school nurse's horrible overnight-thickness diaper-like maxi pads.

 

[Eligos]

Haha no one can find me on facebook now!

http://www.facebook.com/#!/krampus?ref=ts

 

[JontRevolting]

Just get a dishwasher from the nearest sink...reminds me of this person I had the displeasure of meeting at one time,who was conveniently named 'sponge woman'.She was a feral hooker who would work in any conditions,a real hard worker but christ knows why anyone would have sex with her and pay.Looking at her filthy feet was probably the biggest turnoff.

 

[Zephyrus]

http://www.facebook.com/#!/krampus?ref=ts

Dude, she might have done that for a reason.