The Whining and Bitching Thread

[zabu of nΩd]

Caught a cold. Hopefully I can run it off later and drown it in oranges.

I'm pretty sure jogging while sick is a terrible idea.

 

[damnromulans]

Nah, if you have a little sniffle or a sore throat it can actually help/doesn't make it worse at all. Too late now!

 

[Hell Patrol]

Why the hell does the arse down the road insist on playing Miley Cyrus at 10 PM?

 

[cookiecutter]

Probably because her music is so good

 

[King Richard]

Probably because you say arse

 

[Srontgorrth]

Schwat, is that a well known character? Or worse, is that a girl?

Yeah, ever heard of Charlie Brown?

 

[The Butt]

Lol, I just got suspended on that shitty MTG board for telling a troll that what he posted was "utter idiocy".

 

[Hell Patrol]

What did he say that was "utter idiocy"?

 

[The Butt]

To another dude:

Dude do NOT try to argue. Music is solely based on opinion but he thinks that everything he says is absolute fact and that everyone should agree with him or just stop listening to music. Best to just put him on your ignore list and just move on because you are going to have a more intellectual conversation talking to a goat.

All this after I scolded him for saying that K.I.N.G. was Satyricon's best song... and "not really a Norwegian Black Metal fan but this song proves that not all hope is lost for the genre."

 

[Hell Patrol]

6. Satyricon- K.I.N.G. This song is unbelievably basic and yet still catchy and dark. The lyrics are Satan based just like every other Norwegian Black Metal band in existence but yet they are still pretty vivid in describing the KING! Not really a Norwegian Black Metal fan but this song proves that not all hope is lost for the genre.

I believe the word he's looking for is satanic.

 

[waif]

tbh I enjoy KING more than anything I've heard from their early stuff. Haven't heard Nemesis Divina, though. What I've heard from their first two sounds like incredibly bland and dull BM, whereas the newer blacknroll stuff is pretty damn catchy.

 

[The Butt]

I don't even think K.I.N.G. is a bad song... it's just not the "savior of black metal"... or even black metal at all, like this dude claims it to be. The dude posts at every opportunity that any BM that's not "psuedo-BM-for-people-who-don't-like-BM" (later Dimmu, later Satyricon, later COF) is utter shite... and whenever anyone tells him he's a crock of shit, he pulls a "I've been in the metal scene for 9000 years, I have one of the guys from Amon Amarth's phone number, I know what metal is all about, blahblah".

So basically, just a shit poster.

But meh. Tbh I actually like early Satyricon quite a bit. It's not monumental, but it's definitely not bland and dull IMO.

 

[Hell Patrol]

Probably because you say arse

Oh of course! Now it makes sense! /sarcasm

 

[Vossyrus]

I would probably put Satyricon in my top 5 favourite black metal bands of all-time. To an extent I think they are underrated despite being well-liked but at the very least, deserving of more credit than they're usually given.

I think Satyricon's first five albums are excellent. The last two are o-k.

Volcano was stripped down but had a nice mood/atmosphere, and what makes the album in my opinion is all of the little things. The last two albums were just really stripped down and rock-ish which doesn't capture my attention much. Maybe those songs are better live?

I'm not sure I have a favourite but I think the criminally underrated Rebel Extravaganza features the band at their very best. There's more substance on this album than any other and probably more on the first track alone than either of their last couple albums. I don't understand why so many people had a problem with this one.

And of course, Satyricon's earlier albums are classic and some of the best the genre has to offer. "The Dawn of a New Age" might be my favourite Satyricon song but I'm not sure.

 

[JontRevolting]

I whole heartedly agree on Rebel Extravaganza.I used to love cranking that album after blasting myself with chemicals,a few years ago.It certainly is underrated.Try listening to 'Supersonic Journey' or the fucking godly 'The Scorn Torrent' when high as a kite on chemicals...fucking awesome!

 

[The Butt]

Now I know why I shouldn't have family on facebook... my father is at my aunt's shovelling snow right now. I just got a message from my aunt where I got accused of "smashing the windows out of your father's truck last night". No, it wasn't me you wench. We live in fucking Jasper, it was probably one of the little shits who live in the trailer park nearby.

I don't know whether or not to be more disgruntled with my father for telling my aunt unfounded, half-baked blame stories, or my aunt for being an insufferable old hag.

All of my hate.

 

[JontRevolting]

HAHA I proclaim hatred for 'the book' also...just goes to show the hate that 'the book' produces can come from many quarters.

 

[The Butt]

I don't hate Facebook, just the concept of having the uptight, bitchy members of my family on it.

Also, lol, just got banned on black-sabbath.com now too, because the admin is an utter tool.

 

[JontRevolting]

I've noticed a few good folk gettin' banned from 'this forum and that'...perhaps a competition is in order?

 

[cookiecutter]

The thing I've noticed about it is that it's always the mod's fault