The Whining and Bitching Thread

[Der Morgenstern]

Genital herpes.

Pretty fucking metal.

 

[Vimana]

I think the only song on that specific iPod is "Blue" by Eiffel 65, and when it plays, it does not stop.

 

[damnromulans]

There is no way you are old enough to remember that song

 

[Onder]

Everybody knows that song krampus. Every 10 year old has it on their iDildo.

 

[optionthree]

That was the first CD I ever bought. Still toss it on in the car from time to time.

 

[Srontgorrth]

Yeah I know that song too, hahaha.

 

[Blind Guardian]

I remember bowling while they played that song on the radio. I think about it whenever I go bowling now.

 

[ASD]

Holy shit, I remember trying to decipher the lyrics to that song in kindergarten...

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

closed my body wash bottle in the shower and the lid flipped a bit of soap in my eye.
wow that fucking burns like crazy

 

[Vimana]

Holy shit, I remember trying to decipher the lyrics to that song in kindergarten...

Same here, except I was in first or second grade.

 

[Dak]

Best post of 2011 thus far tbh.

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[The Butt]

Earliest song I remember rocking out to was that "Around the World (La La La La La)" song... I was... 10, I think?

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

closed my body wash bottle in the shower and the lid flipped a bit of soap in my eye.
wow that fucking burns like crazy

My eye bothered me the ENTIRE night. Thanks Suave

 

[The Butt]

Fucking ear got worse, started putting ear drops in it, hopefully that will reduce the infection.

I am really sick of feeling I got stabbed in the side of head, and the only thing I'm able to hear in the infected ear being a faint static/ringing sound.

 

[The Butt]

1) Log into facebook
2) Check my news feed, "Cool, I wonder what is happening with the people around me!"
3) Find this:

"<name removed>

Atheism: The belief that there was nothing and nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason what so ever into self-replicating bits which then turned into dinosaurs. Makes perfect sense.
10 hours ago · Like · Comment"​

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Fuck, I may not be an atheist (I believe in a god but these religions are a crock of fucking shit), but this just... offends me. How can someone be so stupid as to post that kinda shit? Fucking Christfags.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Religion: The belief that everything had to have happened for a reason because humans are too stupid to think that, maybe, just maybe, we are not the most important fucking things in the universe and are, actually, rather insignificant compared to the universe and should not feel so smug and wannabe-special that we invent "logical" reasons for things that involve taking absurd leaps of faith, thereby annulling the reasoning required to believe such stupid baseless fucking things in the first place.

: orkfist :

 

[Addo_Of_Nex]

Link us to the profile so we can spam them with Christian-themed gay porn.

 

[Blind Guardian]

Atheism: The belief that there was nothing and nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason what so ever into self-replicating bits which then turned into dinosaurs. Makes perfect sense.
10 hours ago · Like · Comment"[/indent]

Except you can't talk about things like "too much of a coincidence" when there's an infinite number of worlds out there. Since there's an infinite number of worlds, chances are, like, really fucking enormous and shit that a few worlds like Earth would come to exist.

 

[The Butt]

I agree, the whole things fucking retarded.

Link us to the profile so we can spam them with Christian-themed gay porn.

Normally I would, but aside from religion I guess, the dude's actually a really nice guy. And tbh this is really the first time he's posted something stupid. So I'll spare him GMD's wrath, lmao. It just fucking frustrates me that someone can be so respectful IRL, then out of nowhere, and not even under the veil of anonymity either, posts this big bundle of fail online.

 

[The Ozzman]

One of my best friends from college committed suicide last night. I have no fucking clue why he would go and do that. He had a great job, was going to be married soon, friends who loves him, etc. Maybe he finally broke down mentally?

Life isn't fair..