The Whining and Bitching Thread

[Cronopio]

For a moment there I thought you confused verbs with adjectives. I stand corrected.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

Blas mir einen, verdammtes Arschloch.

(not literally what you requested, but along those lines)

Danke.

 

[Cronopio]

Danke.

Jawohl. Leck mich jetzt an der Rosette.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I can't get the Fallout 3 expansions disk to work. Urgh!

 

[damnromulans]

Hmm, as a native English speaker I would have to say I cannot distinguish the genders of nouns intuitively.

Japanese may have a stupidly complex system of Chinese characters with dozens of different readings for the same character, but at least they recognized the absurdity of gendered nouns and scrapped articles altogether!

My favorite German noun is "der Schnurrbart" (mustache)

 

[unknown]

Meine lieblingsnomen ist Vokuhila

 

[The Butt]

My fucking dad turned the water off to the house while I was in the shower today... then I got soap in my eyes, so I stomped on the floor of the shower in a frantic bout of panic, to let him know it is imperative that he turn it back on.

I sat there for like 10 minutes, eyes burning, stuck in there before he turned it back on. Then I got this lecture about how if I do that again, I'll be kicked the fuck out for "causing damage to his property".

Well... WHO THE FUCK TURNS THE WATER OFF WHEN SOMEONE'S IN THE SHOWER? Or more importantly, who the fuck LEAVES the water off when I yelled that my eyes were fucking burning? I'm dealing with a bunch of knuckle-dragging protohumans here. I need to get the fuck out of this place.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

 

[Zephyrus]

A day in the life in Bumfuck, Ontario.

 

[Cronopio]

How the fuck did you cause damage to his property while showering?

 

[waif]

My favorite German noun is "der Schnurrbart" (mustache)

I vow to use this at least once every day.
DER SCHNURRBART.
JOWOHL, MEIN SCHNURRBART.

 

[ASD]

How the fuck did you cause damage to his property while showering?

Because he backtraced it.

 

[Srontgorrth]

Speaking of German, we learned the conjugation of können today. Pronouncing könnt was amusing >_>

 

[Cronopio]

Because he backtraced it.

OH NO. CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME.

Speaking of German, we learned the conjugation of können today. Pronouncing könnt was amusing >_>

I guess it would be, if you pronounced it with a Scottish accent.

 

[damnromulans]

I vow to use this at least once every day.
DER SCHNURRBART.
JOWOHL, MEIN SCHNURRBART.

SCHNURRBAERTE (sorry no umlaut on here) HEIL!

 

[Zephyrus]

SCHNURRBAERTE (sorry no umlaut on here) HEIL!

 

[Tonka Time]

My mom was reading somthing and read one of the headings aloud. Something about gays in the marines.

The whole get rid of don't ask don't tell is fucking retarded!

They don't need to know your fucking sexuality because your job isn't to have sex it's to defend our country you dumb fucks.
Anyone who can't see that is fucking retarded.

 

[The Ozzman]

Zeph: Making sure you use the correct language-specific characters since he became a macfag

 

[damnromulans]

My mom was reading somthing and read one of the headings aloud. Something about gays in the marines.

The whole get rid of don't ask don't tell is fucking retarded!

They don't need to know your fucking sexuality because your job isn't to have sex it's to defend our country you dumb fucks.
Anyone who can't see that is fucking retarded.

I think you're missing the point, which is that even if you do find out someone's sexuality it shouldn't affect anyone's job stability.

Of course Dakryn would disagree, being a Marine with interesting views on gays.

 

[Zephyrus]

Zeph: Making sure you use the correct language-specific characters since he became a macfag

Since?