The Whining and Bitching Thread

[ossa]

well done, haha

Baristas are people who work in coffee shops. Also, according to my boss, it's apparently my civic duty to offer a scone to everyone who gets an espresso.

What's the difference between a scone and a crumpet?

Also, tea is better than coffee.

 

[skeptik]

Also, tea is better than coffee.

awesome

 

[mutantllama]

nuncheon wins at life

 

[False Joe]

well done, haha

Thankyou

What's the difference between a scone and a crumpet?

Scones are more bun-like. Abit doughy. Pretty awesome.
Crumpets are like some kind of soft thing with holes in it I dunno.
SCONE

CRUMPET

Also, tea is better than coffee.

awesome

Fucking dot.

 

[The Ozzman]

So a crumpet is just an English muffin.

Okay.

 

[ossa]

English muffins/crumpets/muffincrumpets are awesome. I want one now to drink with my tea.

 

[False Joe]

Other angle

 

[False Joe]

English muffins/crumpets/muffincrumpets are awesome. I want one now to drink with my tea.

If you were any more awesome the world would implode.

 

[ossa]

If you were any more awesome the world would implode.

Ah, you needn't worry about the fate of the world. I can be pretty lame sometimes.

 

[False Joe]

Ah, you needn't worry about the fate of the world. I can be pretty lame sometimes.

then you should leave now before you spoil your current legacy.

 

[FenriR]

Crumpets are awesome, they're so... light, and fluffy... yet dense and filling... at the same time.

And FYI I don't drink tea. Coffee ftw.

 

[ossa]

then you should leave now before you spoil your current legacy.

Oh this isn't a proper legacy, I can't leave until I've at least established that.

Besides, I have more great attributes than just my tits. I wouldn't want you to remember me just for my rack.

 

[False Joe]

And FYI I don't drink tea. Coffee ftw.

Kill yourself.

xx.

 

[False Joe]

Besides, I have more great attributes than just my tits. I wouldn't want you to remember me just for my rack.

I'll also remember you for your very awesome love of tea and crumpets.

 

[ossa]

I'll also remember you for your very awesome love of tea and crumpets.

I'm not leaving yet!! Don't start eulogizing me now!

 

[False Joe]

I'm not leaving yet!! Don't start eulogizing me now!

Don't be crazy.

Your eulogy would be
"She had ace boobs, and we'll always remember her love of tea. But that moments when she and zeph hooked up in Seattle will forever spoil our memories of oatmeal, for it took her away"

 

[ossa]

Don't be crazy.

Your eulogy would be
"She had ace boobs, and we'll always remember her love of tea. But that moments when she and zeph hooked up in Seattle will forever spoil our memories of oatmeal, for it took her away"

lol, I don't even know who this zeph kid is, but I sure do love oatmeal. I'm eating it right now

Also, nice eulogy, you should save that for later.

 

[False Joe]

Then make sure you meet up with Zeph and get addicted to Oatmeal, eventually dying because of it. Otherwise it'd be pretty inappropriate.

 

[FenriR]

Kill yourself.

xx.

k

 

[ossa]

FenriR,
what kind of coffee do you prefer?