The Whining and Bitching Thread

[Jimmy... Dead.]

What the fuck is going on with my family? My 26 year old cousin died of "accidental drowning" in his own bathtub earlier this year, his system clean of drugs and no head injury. Friday night my 29 year old cousin on the other side of my family was found hanging from his ceiling fan.

 

[Blind Guardian]

I remember you telling us about having sex with such ancestor. What reasons did lead you this massively astray?

I've been watching a lot of Sierra Sinn lately so I'm pining for a petit and agressive girl. Too bad my hands get sweaty when I try to talk to a girl who isn't chubby and insecure.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I was with a petite and aggressive girl once. She liked us to walk around her room and house with my erect cock tucked into the back of her knickers.

 

[damnromulans]

sorry to hear, Krow.

 

[The Butt]

Indeed, that's really rough Krow. My condolences. :/

My whine and bitch of the week is that my manager is a fucking bitch that likes to rag on me for things that aren't my fault. I JUST STARTED LAST WEEK, I CAN'T HELP THAT NEWSPAPERS ARE COMING OUT OF THE MACHINE ALL FUCKED UP SOMETIMES

 

[SentinelSlain]

Stuff some gay porn in her files.

 

[The Butt]

That actually sounds like a wonderful idea. If I ever decide to quit, that is what I will do.

 

[monoxide_child]

i made a girl orgasm and she refused to return the favor

...wait
should i have put this in the "males and females" thread??

 

[Onder]

i made a girl orgasm and she refused to return the favor

...wait
should i have put this in the "males and females" thread??

What was her excuse?

 

[monoxide_child]

What was her excuse?

she just said she didn't want to touch my dick

 

[Onder]

she just said she didn't want to touch my dick

Did she at least take a look at it or did she straight away assume there's going to be funghi?

 

[damnromulans]

AHAHAHAAHAH

I'm hungry, ate my pre-lunch, too lazy to go get a sandwich

 

[SentinelSlain]

You don't wanna get all unfun size again.

 

[Onder]

I hate when my shit falls on the ground and I don't mean my actual shit, I mean shit that I have in my hands or on the table like pens or cutlery. Sometimes people talk about what pisses them off and they mention getting robbed or crashing a car and then it's my turn and I say that I fucking hate it when my spoon falls on the floor. Well I was never robbed and I never owned a car, I just don't like fucking bending down for my shit. Sorry about that you complicated faggots.

 

[The Ozzman]

Haha, whenever someone I know drops something and I see them do it, I yell 'DROPPED SOMETHING!'

 

[Onder]

I also can't stand when people put shit on the table too close to the edge. Imagine the glass falling for christ's sake. Children do this. The distance from the edge obviously has to be bigger than the height of the glass.

 

[jakethedog]

This thread always reads my mind. My mom just found the lens cap of my $300 camera which I, (big photo/film buff) spent my life savings on, ON THE FUCKING FLOOR. No idea how it got there. Now my pictures are gonna be all fucked up. It's already hard enough to upload them to my damn computer.

OH and now she's telling me I need to take a shower before we go to our family party (which she's not going to because she'd rather get drunk at home watching TV, which is better off because she embarrasses herself every time she goes out in public.)

Peace out, bros. Rock on \m/

 

[SentinelSlain]

Why does it matter where the lens cap has been (within reason)? Wipe it off and replace it. You can get replacement lens caps anyway.

 

[monoxide_child]

Did she at least take a look at it or did she straight away assume there's going to be funghi?

she looked at it
she said it was gorgeous
she just didn't want to touch it

 

[SentinelSlain]

I have an 8.5 inch dick.