The Whining and Bitching Thread

[SentinelSlain]

Not sure if this was directed at me, but I'm willing to take anything I get at this point. You can just tell, can't you?

It's HORRRRRRRIBLE

Fucking fat girls is mega fail. They tend to give head ok but actual sex with them is terrible. It's all loose, blubbery and they can't move or get up much.

Never again, never forgive, never forget, never again.

Anyway, I'm sick of bitches not replying to messages.

 

[jakethedog]

Fucking fat girls is mega fail. They tend to give head ok but actual sex with them is terrible. It's all loose, blubbery and they can't move or get up much

You know what they say... if she's too fat to fuck, fold the fat and fuck the fold.

 

[Krow]

I've fucked one fat girl in my life and her vagina was the tightest my dicks ever been in. Fucking her from behind felt like someone had a slimy two fisted grip on my dick. That being said, it wasn't particularly visually appealing and I only did about three times until I had my fill of it and didn't want to any more.

 

[Blind Guardian]

A slim girl with small 1970s breasts is more attractive to me nowadays than a fat girl with huge heavy tits that sag onto the bed when she lies on her side.

 

[Onder]

I remember you telling us about having sex with such ancestor. What reasons did lead you this massively astray?

EDIT:

m_c, you need your very own story thread. "The Misadventures of m_c" or something like that.

I made a thread like that a while ago.

 

[Krow]

What the fuck is going on with my family? My 26 year old cousin died of "accidental drowning" in his own bathtub earlier this year, his system clean of drugs and no head injury. Friday night my 29 year old cousin on the other side of my family was found hanging from his ceiling fan.

 

[Onder]

People warned me about falling asleep in the bathtub but I don't see how you would not wake up if you got water in your lungs. Same thing as getting immolated asleep just like that. Oh I'm on fire let's have a snooze.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

What the fuck is going on with my family? My 26 year old cousin died of "accidental drowning" in his own bathtub earlier this year, his system clean of drugs and no head injury. Friday night my 29 year old cousin on the other side of my family was found hanging from his ceiling fan.

 

[Blind Guardian]

I remember you telling us about having sex with such ancestor. What reasons did lead you this massively astray?

I've been watching a lot of Sierra Sinn lately so I'm pining for a petit and agressive girl. Too bad my hands get sweaty when I try to talk to a girl who isn't chubby and insecure.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I was with a petite and aggressive girl once. She liked us to walk around her room and house with my erect cock tucked into the back of her knickers.

 

[damnromulans]

sorry to hear, Krow.

 

[The Butt]

Indeed, that's really rough Krow. My condolences. :/

My whine and bitch of the week is that my manager is a fucking bitch that likes to rag on me for things that aren't my fault. I JUST STARTED LAST WEEK, I CAN'T HELP THAT NEWSPAPERS ARE COMING OUT OF THE MACHINE ALL FUCKED UP SOMETIMES

 

[SentinelSlain]

Stuff some gay porn in her files.

 

[The Butt]

That actually sounds like a wonderful idea. If I ever decide to quit, that is what I will do.

 

[monoxide_child]

i made a girl orgasm and she refused to return the favor

...wait
should i have put this in the "males and females" thread??

 

[Onder]

i made a girl orgasm and she refused to return the favor

...wait
should i have put this in the "males and females" thread??

What was her excuse?

 

[monoxide_child]

What was her excuse?

she just said she didn't want to touch my dick

 

[Onder]

she just said she didn't want to touch my dick

Did she at least take a look at it or did she straight away assume there's going to be funghi?

 

[damnromulans]

AHAHAHAAHAH

I'm hungry, ate my pre-lunch, too lazy to go get a sandwich

 

[SentinelSlain]

You don't wanna get all unfun size again.