The Whining and Bitching Thread

[jakethedog]

I know posting individual threads here really isn't the "thing to do" here, but it's kinda something I was specifically looking for advice for... and would feel kinda douchey by hijacking someone else's thread. If that makes sense.

And my name is Jake. Okay not really, but it's not Mark. What made you think that?

 

[damnromulans]

We got cats yesterday and they're so scared and hiding. I know they would have been put to sleep had we not adopted them but I just hope we can give them a good quality of life

HELICOPTER CATMOM

 

[Mort Divine]

I know posting individual threads here really isn't the "thing to do" here, but it's kinda something I was specifically looking for advice for... and would feel kinda douchey by hijacking someone else's thread. If that makes sense.

And my name is Jake. Okay not really, but it's not Mark. What made you think that?

just a friend of mine named Mark loves Jake from AT and has similar kind of issues

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Well today I was told by a female that I was "gorgeous". I didn't know whether that means I'm good looking, or girly looking.

pics? I would interpret it to mean that you possess a refined beauty uncharacteristic of males.

 

[jakethedog]

pics? I would interpret it to mean that you possess a refined beauty uncharacteristic of males.

I've been told by multiple people that I have a "baby face". I usually have to grow a beard just to prove my balls have dropped.

Once I feel a little more comfortable here, I will post pictures. I see some of you on here are basically lifers... I plan to become one as well.

 

[King Richard]

Women.

 

[jakethedog]

They sure are complicated creatures, aren't they?

 

[monoxide_child]

Not insecure, just have some... issues, I guess. I'll post a thread about all the crap that's going on in my life later and hope for some help.

make this thread already
we'll help you with your personal problems

 

[Eligos]

They sure are complicated creatures, aren't they?

Did you know that a huge part of this whole "women are complicated" thing is completely in your own head?

 

[monoxide_child]

Not insecure, just have some... issues, I guess. I'll post a thread about all the crap that's going on in my life later and hope for some help.

yeah, make this thread already

Did you know that a huge part of this whole "women are complicated" thing is completely in your own head?

i think alot of it is just "men are simple"
and women just spend too much fucking time talking to each other
where when they start trying to talk to men, the men are just too freaking simple for women to understand
when women spend all freaking day talking to their female friends (like in "sex and the city") it's like working at an M-16 factory all day every day, you know everything there is to know about how an M-16 works, how to take one apart and put it back together and then when you get home, you suddenly can't figure out how a bow shoots an arrow without gunpowder

the girls (i've found) that make the most awesome girlfriends are the ones that are completely surrounded by platonic male friends 24/7 where they have no female friends at all
they know how to date guys because they know how guys think

 

[monoxide_child]

i made a girl orgasm and she refused to return the favor

just a few seconds ago i found out that this girl^^ is now dating some other guy, hope he has better luck than i did

 

[Onder]

just a few seconds ago i found out that this girl^^ is now dating some other guy, hope he has better luck than i did

Nice of you.

 

[monoxide_child]

hey Onder's online

woo-hoo

 

[Blind Guardian]

Some idiot stole my laundry (five shirts) yesterday, including a rare and expensive King Crimson shirt I got from Ebay. How do you get someone back for that? Do you steal everyone's laundry for a week to make sure you got the perpetrator back?

 

[Eligos]

Take all of his socks, every week.

Bummer about the King Crimson shirt, dude

 

[monoxide_child]

i think alot of it is just "men are simple"
and women just spend too much fucking time talking to each other
where when they start trying to talk to men, the men are just too freaking simple for women to understand
when women spend all freaking day talking to their female friends (like in "sex and the city") it's like working at an M-16 factory all day every day, you know everything there is to know about how an M-16 works, how to take one apart and put it back together and then when you get home, you suddenly can't figure out how a bow shoots an arrow without gunpowder

the girls (i've found) that make the most awesome girlfriends are the ones that are completely surrounded by platonic male friends 24/7 where they have no female friends at all
they know how to date guys because they know how guys think

i just realized that i had already made a post almost identical to this one on the "chat forum"

 

[monoxide_child]

one of my friends is wanting me to pay his $266 court fees
but my disability check is only $700

 

[Cronopio]

Why would you pay his court fee? Tell him to piss the fuck off with a cherry on top.

 

[monoxide_child]

Why would you pay his court fee? Tell him to piss the fuck off with a cherry on top.

i was in the middle of a facebook chat when i made that last post

the $266 is the grand total of what he owes
he only has to pay $75 in the next 2 weeks
and he might be able to do that without me

 

[jakethedog]

Wow, really? I only got $575 on disability (that's why I'm left in this jobless limbo). My friends always tried to make me get them shit, cause they said it was "free money", but I didn't have much parental support, nor did I make much money working in the warehouse I worked at (and somehow got away with it.)

Cronopio said it right. They should fuck off with a cherry on top.