The Whining and Bitching Thread

[Krow]

Did she at least take a look at it or did she straight away assume there's going to be funghi?

The mushroom growing next to it was bigger, so no dice.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

I have an 8.5 inch dick.

From the anus, amirite?

 

[Funerary_Doom]

Today I was told that I think like a man. Not sure whether that's a compliment or an insult. Oh well.

 

[jakethedog]

Well today I was told by a female that I was "gorgeous". I didn't know whether that means I'm good looking, or girly looking.

 

[SentinelSlain]

You're an insecure young man. A bit like the guy I spoke to at the gym yesterday who.

 

[Mort Divine]

Well today I was told by a female that I was "gorgeous". I didn't know whether that means I'm good looking, or girly looking.

Both interpretations are perfectly acceptable.

 

[jakethedog]

I mean, as a straight girl trying to flirt with a guy, it's kinda weird to hear that he's "gorgeous"...

 

[Mort Divine]

Maybe its just the company I keep, but I don't really find something like that to be unusual.

¯\_(&#12484_/¯

 

[Onder]

She sounds like a cunt.

 

[jakethedog]

Not insecure, just have some... issues, I guess. I'll post a thread about all the crap that's going on in my life later and hope for some help.

I know I'm still kind of a n00b here so I'm not sure when the time to "earn" thread-posting privileges is.

 

[Mort Divine]

I've been here since 2005 and still don't regularly post threads. It isn't about how long you've been here, it is about making a thread that actually is worth posting.

Also your name doesn't happen to be Mark does it?

 

[jakethedog]

I know posting individual threads here really isn't the "thing to do" here, but it's kinda something I was specifically looking for advice for... and would feel kinda douchey by hijacking someone else's thread. If that makes sense.

And my name is Jake. Okay not really, but it's not Mark. What made you think that?

 

[damnromulans]

We got cats yesterday and they're so scared and hiding. I know they would have been put to sleep had we not adopted them but I just hope we can give them a good quality of life

HELICOPTER CATMOM

 

[Mort Divine]

I know posting individual threads here really isn't the "thing to do" here, but it's kinda something I was specifically looking for advice for... and would feel kinda douchey by hijacking someone else's thread. If that makes sense.

And my name is Jake. Okay not really, but it's not Mark. What made you think that?

just a friend of mine named Mark loves Jake from AT and has similar kind of issues

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Well today I was told by a female that I was "gorgeous". I didn't know whether that means I'm good looking, or girly looking.

pics? I would interpret it to mean that you possess a refined beauty uncharacteristic of males.

 

[jakethedog]

pics? I would interpret it to mean that you possess a refined beauty uncharacteristic of males.

I've been told by multiple people that I have a "baby face". I usually have to grow a beard just to prove my balls have dropped.

Once I feel a little more comfortable here, I will post pictures. I see some of you on here are basically lifers... I plan to become one as well.

 

[King Richard]

Women.

 

[jakethedog]

They sure are complicated creatures, aren't they?

 

[monoxide_child]

Not insecure, just have some... issues, I guess. I'll post a thread about all the crap that's going on in my life later and hope for some help.

make this thread already
we'll help you with your personal problems

 

[Eligos]

They sure are complicated creatures, aren't they?

Did you know that a huge part of this whole "women are complicated" thing is completely in your own head?